Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

I'll tell you in the car.

I used to be relevant!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Keep moving forward.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear

When I look into the future, I see failure.

"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

Hatch opens, stark light

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Forget not that I am a derp.

Cons may come and cons may go, Some went fast and some still grow, Few things last that's all I know, But friendship, carries on through the ages!

Just giving my 2 bits.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Stupid words.

Moose lips sink ships!