This is Kody The Ultimate Brony's backup account

"You think I'm some kind of fuckin clown?!?!"

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Being small has its perks.

Catch me at trotcon bitch

I will review your plans for world domination

*Taps microphone twice* Sparity sucks. Thank you for your time.

So what of this relief? Sunlight feels good now, don't it?

The greatest joys and deepest sorrows fall at the end of a good book.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

The sternum is made up of a number of bones (sternebrae) held together by cartilage. Which part of this are you missing?

In my 30s, I'm a big reader of fanfics and sometimes I even write.

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I like ponies and like people writing on my wall on here

If I see far, it is because I am lofted on the withers of horses.

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

I'm the Ultimate Sonorosian!

Just a college-aged student who enjoys MLP and the character Countess Coloratura. I hope everyone enjoys my stories.

basically im here to write fluff

I am cringe.