I am a rockstar!

Using interrobangs for good and evil.

Vagabond short fiction writer. Veteran of many fandom wars. Believer of light in the darkness.

My attempts at comedy are more depressing than my depressing stories.

Don't ask about the name. It is a silly story.

It's so hard to write when one is trying not to starve.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Name's Velvet Fresh, I'm not new and I apologize if my stories are on prepatual haitus. I procrastinate.. alot

That one lanky boi who tries to be in every creative portion of the fandom at once. Check my about page for all my links.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

[user 166268/Adda+le+Blue] but [derpi 1293169]

Everything is awesome!

as my name implies I'm a gryphon I like MLP fiction :) I like all kinds of pony tf from ponification to five score's nice slow tf hope you enjoy my work as much as I might enjoy yours

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, sad dark tragedies, and more drama than you could fit in the world's largest theatre.

I'm a known serial booper, and as the guy with a soft spot for biscuit pone. Possibly part frenchie. Also B_25's son, known in some circles as b_25.

Krazier than Krazy Glue. Navy-er than Navy Blue. Nuttier than a Baby Ruth. | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LewdChapter | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

“There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.” ― Beatrix Potter

I eat salad without dressing because I am a criminal.

Struggling to edit, and starting to read.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

So, what to say here?

A Brony and a Gamer!

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Reader, Writer, and a Reviewer of shitfics.

Please, call me Ed.

Hello Everypony Welcome To My Page

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Write what you like, and like what you write. || Klamnei's Ko-fi (Tip Jar)

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

I write. I don't know if I'm any good, but I have moments. I've settled on my avatar for now. This one was made by Foudubulbe

Writer of Fillies doing lewd things and Ponies doing cute things. People seem to dig that stuff around here. Commission Status

Im like a Baby Discord with a crazy imagination

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

You're obviously suffering from a severely repressed libio complex, manifesting as a projection of your own insecurities onto others around you... in other words, you're jelly of this. *Points at bod*

Writing wrongs.

I like me a good story, and bacon. Its all about dat bacon

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.