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Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Latest Stories

Everyday Life With Guardsmares

I'm writing ELWG as a 4chan greentext, Bobbles is responsible for the FIMFIction adaptation (and sometimes I help edit before the conversions go live). Note that the "chapters" of the FIMFiction adaptation correspond to individual story updates from the greentext version, not what I call "chapters" on ponepaste.

Original Greentext from 4chan /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread

  1. Chapter 1
  2. Chapter 2
  3. Chapter 3
  4. Chapter 4
  5. Chapter 5
  6. Chapter 6
  7. Chapter 7 (in progress)

FIMFiction adaptation by Bobbles: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479815/everyday-life-with-guardsmares

FAQ, Character/location list, and glossary

Art gallery on Derpibooru

Maestro Cazador, an "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" tale
Halloween one-shot side-story set in ELWG version of FIM but with an almost entirely-new cast.

Blog Posts

  • 8 weeks
    Status Update

    Just wanted to check in since the Royal Guard Mare thread hasn't been active on /mlp/ for a while now. I am still looking to resume & finish Everyday Life With Guardsmares at some point in the future but it has been incredibly difficult to find the time and energy this year due to some health problems I'm struggling with, supporting family members both young an old, as well as a major operation in that we're rebuilding the house I grew up in -- and for that last item, the foundation was poured

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  • 41 weeks
    New ELWG Art Commission

    I'm still working on the next Everyday Life With Guardsmares story chapter but in the meantime I want to share this set of four commissioned pictures showing the main cast in their Grand Galloping Gala outfits, done by LiaAqila.


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  • 46 weeks
    New ELWG Update

    It's been a long wait since May 2022 but I've finally got back on the horse and posted another Everyday Life With Guardsmares update in its original greentext format in the 4chan /mlp/ Royal Guard Mare Thread:


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  • 59 weeks
    Status Update

    For those of you following the Everyday Life With Guardsmares greentext, I posted an update on /mlp/'s Royal Guard thread a week or two ago. I've still been struggling with health problems, unfortunately, which has made work on the next ELWG update very hard to get down to. There is a light at the end of the tunnel (I hope), though, as I am going through the machinery of the health system to try to get back to normal.

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  • 86 weeks
    New ELWG update

    I know it's been a long drought since October, but I'm back in the saddle again and there is a new greentext version update of Everyday Life With Guardsmares over in the Royal Guard Mare Thread on /mlp/ for those of you who can't wait for it to be converted for FIMFiction:


    I will be trying to get back into at least a biweekly update schedule, but there may be some hiccups at the start.

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