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Drop_It_Like_Its_Clop


Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Dec
25th
2023

Merry Christmas, everypony! · 6:50pm Dec 25th, 2023

First things first, I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, and that you've found time to spend with your loved ones. I also hope you've found the time to eat, drink, and be merry, however you choose to do that. Now, that's far too wholesome for me, so here's the lewd part of the blog...

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May
24th
2023

God, it feels like years since I just sat down · 9:15pm May 24th, 2023

This blog is mostly for the commissioners, who I implore to read all the way through.

I have not been a very present writer, have I?

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Apr
1st
2023

Hello world · 5:12am Apr 1st, 2023

I like writing. I love it, in fact. That I'm very slow at it is just an unfortunate trait of mine. That means all of my commissions are still progressing, and I'll get around to everyone who reserved a space. Still, to avoid burnout, I've found I need to vary what I write, and that means taking on projects to keep my mind fresh and my skill sharp. With that in mind, I've come to ask what people who enjoy my writing enough to follow me what they'd enjoy.

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May
10th
2022

Pst, wanna be part of a cool kids club? · 1:12am May 10th, 2022

Hi there! Have you heard of something called the Summer Sin Celebration?

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Dec
25th
2021

Hello again · 1:15am Dec 25th, 2021

At the start of this year, I made a blog post in which I asked my followers what they wanted to see me write, and it turned out pretty well. It also turned out that nearly three quarters of you wanted romance-BDSM stories, which is my sort of thing (well, sort of; I'm sure we all know the sort of variety in quality that comes with that sort of genre), so that worked out even better. Now, I've got plenty of commissions on

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Oct
11th
2021

An explanation · 2:23pm Oct 11th, 2021

This blog post is here because I've written something I'm aware might confuse people, and I want to clarify just in case people go in expecting one thing and finding another. To give everyone the TL;DR of this blog: I've written an SCP inspired clopfic, it isn't a crossover in a direct sense, it's not gory or in any way really horror related, it's a collab, and you should read it as a clop parody that can be taken as seriously or not as you want. Now, onto the more detailed information.

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Jan
2nd
2021

Writing in the new year · 10:50pm Jan 2nd, 2021

Since we're at the start of 2021, I thought it'd be a good time to take stock and see what my audience wants. If you could be so kind, and you have a minute to spare, could you take part in the poll below? It's short and it'll help direct my writing. Thanks, and have a happy new year, everyone.

What content would you like to see?

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Jul
9th
2020

An unexpected explanation · 12:40am Jul 9th, 2020

For a while now I've had to deal with a shoddy keyboard that makes me beg before it allows me to use it, but it's usually been reasonably well behaved insofar that I've been able to type for a good portion of time before it would die and leave me stranded for a few hours, maybe a day if I were unlucky. Recently, it's been a bit harsher, and I've found myself more stranded than not, and I've spent the vast majority of my day trying to write with great difficulty, using a functional-ish keyboard

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Jun
7th
2020

An update for my followers · 6:23pm Jun 7th, 2020

I'm a slow writer at the best of times, and it's one of my biggest gripes. In the time it takes me to update a single chapter, Some Leech has posted three new stories, and Semillon at least has the excuse of posting wordcounts per chapter in excess of what I put out per story (and what wonderful chapters he puts out). I've got commissions to do, and I'm aware that it's been taking a while. I am still working on them, but yesterday I was informed that I have an upcoming exam in the beginning of

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Jan
20th
2020

Updates · 4:23pm Jan 20th, 2020

I've been on holiday for a while, so here's a rundown of where I am and what you can expect from me:

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