If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Ponies.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Guess who's back? It's me, the answer is me . . . hi.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

My Linktr.ee

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

I'm not much of a writer, but if you need information on the many weapons of war that humanity has fielded over the centuries, I'm the guy to ask.

I'm back, I guess.

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

8000 soldiers!

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

There and back again.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

My head is full of pony.