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some of us are great writers and some are great editors but where would any of us be without a reader?

Jul
15th
2023

Bath bombs · 2:03pm Jul 15th, 2023

I have an unrational fear of bath bombs. It's stupid I know, but I guess that's what makes it unrational. I mean I know they're harmless, but the prospect of someone kicking in my bathroom door and chucking one of them into the water like a hand grenade and blowing my nuts off terrifies me. I know that that's not how it works and that there's no way that that could ever happen, but just thinking about it (and i think about it every time i go to a store and see bath bombs) is enough to give me

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Nov
12th
2022

Hello? · 1:51am Nov 12th, 2022

Do any of the people watching me still use this site?

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Apr
27th
2022

I'm sorry · 3:40am Apr 27th, 2022

It seems I owe you all an apology, and I'm sorry.

I've been kinda scarce lately, I've neglected my read later list and my writing, and worst of all, I've neglected my real friends and fellow users of fimfic, you see I kinda got involved with a girl...

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Oct
31st
2021

Preview - Deep Dungeon: Champions of Chaos · 1:14am Oct 31st, 2021

Her royal majesty, Princess of friendship, Twilight Sparkle ruler of Equestria, sat on her throne in Canterlot Castle. She had been ruling Equestria peacefully by herself for more than a decade and things seemed to be going smoothly. Not once had she ever needed the former Princesses Celestia or Luna to come out of retirement for any reason whatsoever.

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Aug
22nd
2021

aixelsyD · 3:52pm Aug 22nd, 2021

My dyslexia keeps getting the best of me lately and i find myself constantly misspellng their as thier. It's Such a silly little mistake it often goes unnoticed and I hardly ever even double check it.

I need to develop a nifty trick to help myself keep it straight.

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Jun
13th
2021

Well, crap · 1:44am Jun 13th, 2021

I've been working on a huge prodject for almost a year now, by working on I mean it's been simmering on the back burner, but either way it all revolves around a main character, a human with a gun that shoots magic instead of bullets....

I just saw a trailer for a game called wizard with a gun....

It's basically the same damned thing!

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Jul
14th
2020

Today is a sad day.... · 11:54pm Jul 14th, 2020

I've been a member of fimfic for... dang.. seven years, wow has it realy been that long? And in those seven long years I have never changed my avatar once, until today.

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Apr
8th
2020

A ray of hope in troubled times · 3:54am Apr 8th, 2020

So lately I've been writing letters to the writers I follow writers in general (and not just writers readers and commenters too) particularly the ones who haven't posted anything lately, just to let them know that their not alone in these dark and troubled times. I may not be able to do much but I can at least manage a warm smile and friendly hello. So if you got a wierd letter from me for no apparent reason don't panic I'm not a creapy stalker or anything, just hopelessly optimistic.

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Apr
2nd
2020

Finally The End. · 3:24am Apr 2nd, 2020

The final chapter of "storming the castle"is almost done (yawn) I'll look it over for errors in the morning when I have fresh eyes and a fresh mind. I intend to go over the whole story and see if there are any loose ends that need to be tied up and then I'll write a short epilogue. If anybody is reading this and feels there's something in the story I should expand on or explain don't be afraid to let me know.

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Mar
31st
2020

3...2...1...Panic! · 4:39pm Mar 31st, 2020

Nooo! It's the last day of March and I haven't finished "storming the castle" yet! I'm gonna miss my deadline! The next chapter's only 75% done, and I still don't have a good ending! And I keep getting distracted by amazing ideas for a different story! And "storming the castle" is a stupid title why wasn't I more creative! Why did I think writing it in second person to reveal the MC name to be an icy weener joke was clever? I need somebody to talk me out of dumb ideas like that.

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