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A pony fanfiction reader from Malta. Sometimes write when inspired. Once a Scout, always a Scout. Most important of all, Twilight is best pony.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

reconstructing the deconstruction

This is gonna kill me

EqG fic writer, editor and FimFiction's pre-eminent dispenser of casual Simpsons references since 2021. (They/Them)

A novice writer who one day plans to genetically modify himself to grow wings. Because wings are awesome and I hate gravity. (Avatar belongs to racer437 on Deviantart)

strange things are ahoof

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Devotee of the horses with the voices of women, who lead my heat to sin.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

A misplaced loremaster of Arda.

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Among the living on a trial basis.

Occasionally exists.

Avid Applejack Supremacist

Singularly uninteresting

Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source

"Happy Hearth's Warming, yourself."

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

There goes my hero.

enargeia or: the unbearable brightness of being

I write hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Hello there, I'm a Queen changeling with a broad sense of humor.

I live again!(he/him) Ko-Fi

I just love reading. That's it. I also edit for a couple stories, you'll probably see me called "AlwaysTired" for that.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Mostly an artist but I write stuff sometimes

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

A fan of the show since high school, and avid writer of fanfics I'm way too shy to post.

Open for Writing and Art Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.