• Member Since 10th Jul, 2019
  • offline last seen 13 hours ago


I will review your plans for world domination


$20 for solving this stupid puzzle · 9:47am Oct 9th, 2019

Yup, you read that right. This poem was entered originally in the Writeoff's first ever poetry contest. It contains a hidden answer to be solved for. Whoever finds it wins!

by _Moonshot

When Ogg and Grogg
Hungry, beaten
Found a bullfrog
So idly, then,
“Mine!” said Ogg, but
Grogg was faster—
A fist was shut
A fight, a blur.
“No u!” cried Grogg,
“U!” an answer,
Punching, mud slog,
Untimely slur,
In the end who
Won? A winner
Never found to
Claim their dinner.

Read More


Wall of Failures · 9:39pm Sep 9th, 2019

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
-Winston Churchill

As a new writer, I've made a lot, a lot of mistakes.

As much as I'd like to be, I'm not flawless. But I'm improving, because I'm learning bit-by-bit from those mistakes. Over the past year, I've slowly been learning not to shy away from failing, because I believe that if I'm ever to be successful, I'll have journeyed there on a path paved with failure.

Read More

Report _Moonshot · 74 views · #self-reflection

Are You A New Author? · 3:06pm Sep 4th, 2019

I certainly am! Let's get to know each other, maybe :scootangel:

And by "get to know each other", I mean for a limited time, I'll review anything story-related for absolutely free, no strings attached! That means anything from discussing an iota of a story idea to editing a seven hundred million page Pol Pot x Rainbow Dash epic, yours for the low price of zero dollars and zeroty zero cents!

Why am I so stupid to bring this upon myself, you ask?

Read More

Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!