With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.
"There can only be a Super Saiyan once every thousand years... So why are there like twenty of you?!" - A villainous Dragon Ball Z complaint
Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys
I’m not done yet… there is plenty of story left to tell. (Pfp by TiaPNG)
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)
Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.
Devourer of Terran flora and fauna, collector of carbon based material, and potential partner in crime
I used to write. Depression killed that for years. I might get back to it someday.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.
I believe that stories help us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what is broken in us, and to help us become the people we dream of being. Lies that tell a deeper truth.
I love reading, I like drawing and I enjoy writing (but im bad at it) :3
Professional procrastinator and enjoyer of pointy sticks that go BOOM.
Shoddy writer trying to become less shoddy. Reading, writing, and perhaps some happy tears. Oh, and tons of lurking.
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.