I never know what to write here.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Friendship isn’t always easy. But there’s no doubt that it’s worth fighting for.
People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
[they/them] Thank you for making room in your life for another amateur author. Let me bring you my gifts.
Brony from 2012, fimfic reader from 2014, fimfic writer from 2020
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
Queer trans woman, writes stories about queer trans horses
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil. | pronouns
If this is what it means to be a fool, I don't wish to be anything else.
Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony
Open for Writing Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.
PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise
I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies
Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton
Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.