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I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

Half of everything is luck, James.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Harkness compliant since 2015.

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and Patreon!

Let's make some magic!

"You don't wanna read about it fool. You wanna FEEL it."

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Dare you enter my magical realm?

People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.

space is a waste

The magic comedy hoers.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

I write horsewords. Period. Any other information is available at the help desk.

just another brony with random story ideas.

veteran, Engineering Major, Tobacco Connoisseur, MLP fan

irresistible

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A wise man will always fear three things. The storm on the sea, the moon in the night, and the anger of a gentle soul.

Aerospace Engineer that sacrificed his writing for education. Worth it, but I want to continue writing again! Da pacem domine.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

[shitposting loudly]

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Hi there I like ponies Nuff said

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Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

A full-time jackass.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.