Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

When I look into the future, I see failure.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Open for Art Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

Half of everything is luck, James.

A Warning to Others

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

"You don't wanna read about it fool. You wanna FEEL it."

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Dare you enter my magical realm?

The magic comedy hoers.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

just another brony with random story ideas.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Aerospace Engineer that sacrificed his writing for education. Worth it, but I want to continue writing again! Da pacem domine.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Hi there I like ponies Nuff said

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!