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Ancient Texts of Unspeakable Evil

Certain Advantages When Dash makes Spike bet on this year's Sisterhooves Social, she's sure she can't lose... right? by The Descendant 12,054 words · 2,156 · 33
Jericho If you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive. by Crushric 545,769 words · 802 · 70
The Mixed-Up Life of Brad Brad and Twilight Sparkle are madly in love, so madly in love that Brad agrees to follow Twilight through the mirror portal to Equestria, where the two of them plan to have a big pony wedding. But when Brad comes to Equestria, he isn't a pony. by D G D Davidson 61,639 words · 586 · 93
Pippin' Ain't Easy Pipsqueak: the newest kingpin to one of Equestria's most notorious crime families. What'chu know 'bout inheritances, hater? by Rust 9,485 words · 460 · 8

Once read, one cannot un-read these things. Proceed with caution.

If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting "All the gods are bastards!"
-Terry Pratchett

TDoing His Duty
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Flash Sentry is sent to Canterlot to be Blueblood's personal guard. It's no surprise to find that a sizeable mass of ponies want the prince dead.
Twilight
Prince Blueblood
OC
Flash Sentry
Dick McKickEm · 71k words · 97 8 · 2.7k views
EDaughter of the Night, Sister of the Sun
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A vampyr quits her job. What follows is quite... bloody.
Luna
OC
Dick McKickEm · 6.3k words · 28 3 · 884 views