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It's Sisterhooves Social time again. This year, Dash catches wind of two new competitors and gets Spike to bet on the race. When her team is revealed to be a rather famous set of siblings, it looks like poor Spike will be her slave for a week! However, due to a team of masseurs, a minor invasion, unfortunate addictions, and dubious barrel components, victory might not be as near as she thinks...
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Tracking to read later.
Ah, comedy!
It was a while sinds I last read comedy, I'll be sure to check it out once I have time
*klicks read later*
You... Oh lord
alright, I'll return again once I finish...
Gonna put this on my "read later" list. So many things, so many things.
Well my reaction to pretty much everything in this story.....
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Also, is that a little spoiler with Joe and Allspice, pertaining to perhaps your next story??
And if not, then I demand it to be!!!!!
After you and Raven finish Of Apples And Roses, of course!!
I haven't laughed so hard in a while!
Expect a PM from me shortly. I noticed a few things that I had questions about.
Oh my goodness gracious... This is the funniest thing I has read in a looooonnnngggg time
I nearly burst into laughter during my English class. That's how funny it was! But that would've been awkward if I did burst into laughter since it's silent reading, and I'm supposed to be reading Harry Potter, which isn't all that funny.... Oh well
So basically, this made my day. It was beautifully written (per usual) and was funny without being stupid. You write with a subtle sense of humor, that's HILARIOUS when you pick up on it
Well, I should probably get back to class... Though I really don't want to.... I wish I could read fanfiction for choice reading....
~Nerdy_Aslin
This is very silly.
Ah, such a wonderful read!
Between the diamond dogs being hit with everything but a kitchen sink, and the multiple times the word bunghole brought back Beavis and Butt-Head memories, I throughly enjoyed this! Oh, and the rest of the story was delightful as well.
That's just amazing
I am thoroughly amused and entertained by the nonsensical application of semidivine wisdom from the diarchy.
Oh God, dat opening. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png
breathe
What DO you smoke while you write that gives you such hilarious mental images? I want it.
This is the literary equivalent of a group portrait via Skype, where everyone is shouting out suggestions like "make the shark shoot lazers out of his eyes" and "the sun should be holding a knife!"
In conclusion: There. Are. No. Words. Should have... sent a... very... stoned poet...
*rest elbows on desk, stipples hands in front of face after adjusting the light just so so eyes can't be seen through glasses* All according to plan.
Good god this is hilarious.
The Awesome on these pages is so great, it deserves to be bottled and applied to Rainbow Dash daily by a specially picked team of Swedish bikini models.
Oh man, T.D. Your comedy fics are always fun to read, even if some of it goes a little further into brainbleach territory than I would like (Granny Smith's "happy ending," for example, repeated and gratuitous use of the word "bunghole"). I definitely laughed out loud several times - particularly at anything Celestia did without mentioning the bunghole, and all of Luna's antics.
It's interesting that this one points to being part of your canon, unlike the apparent side-stories of "Dear Idiot" and "Bailout."
I'm glad you write a variety of styles. :)
I loved the part with my buddy
I felt sorta bad for him though
I'm surprised that it took this long to see something like this, actually.
You accidentally a word
And oh my word, this was absolutely, positively hilarious. If there weren't other people in this room, I'd be laughing uproariously.
This is how you write comedy, folks.
Once again TD, you've outdone yourself. By far one of the most hilarious fics I've ever read, and it has the best opening to a story ever! I can only hope one day my comedy can become as funny as your's, but until then I'lll just keep on reading and giggling under my breath like a little girl.
It's been a while since I've read a great comedy with a coherent plot. I did feel bad for Twilight as the child she shares a parental/guardian relationship with says that she mistreats him. The parts with the Diamond Dogs were hilarious. Allspice being told by Celestia to have children with a donut shoppe owner that she doesn't know in order to genetically engineer a race of super bakers.
Also this one of the few fan fictions that made me learn some things.
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Bunghole!
A gem of your choice from my hoard. This is a riot, from the bunghole jokes to Lord Snoopy.
Yours is some of the best comedy on this site. Keep it up.
*Is laughing uncontrollably*
Haha...b...HAHAHA!
Bunghol...
Bungholery!
*Continues laughing until the air is out, then passes out*
The whole intro with Big Mac destroyed me. Poor guy, being one of the few stallions in a town full of mares.
Remember folks! Not always a good thing!
I can't even...
Joe had a cameo? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Overall thoughts? Well, first, you did it. I mean, I remember the blog post and thinking it was an absolutely brilliant idea. And then here it is. And it's brilliant.
Second, this is easily the funniest thing I've ever read. The Diamond Dogs, the antics of the sisters... Comedy gold, sir. Comedy gold.
Cheers,
~Csquared08
Awwwwww. Such a cute pic. It reeled me in, and I'm staying.
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Haha, was indeed funny.
As always with your stories, *fav* and *thumbs up* prior to reading since I already know that I will love it. I will post my response to the actual story once I finish reading it.
Faving to read later. This looks like it could be quite hilarious.
I dearly want to find out what happens at the Moon Pie Eating Championship. This was hilarious and a nice pick me up during a rough day. Thank you
Oh gosh, the whole part with the chiropractor ponies and Granny Smith had me laughing for a few minutes straight. XD
That was hilarious.
Aw shit.
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I look forward to your thoughts when you do!
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I can't wait to hear what you think!
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I know, right?
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Indeed it is!
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I'm very glad that you liked it!
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That too! Thanks for reading and commenting!
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I can't claim that it's actually a lead-in, but GiantMako wrote a story with Joe's son... I thought it would be nice to give a hint where the colt came from!
I'm just waitin' on word from Dag as to when we're gonna finish Of Proses!
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Thanks for the spelling catch, Matt. I shall fix it presently. In regards to your question, I smoke nothing... this is exactly what it looks like inside my head at all times!
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I'm glad you liked it! I hope I didn't go too far into the "Trollestia" or "Trolluna" in this, did I?
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I'm sure you will! I'm glad I could give ya' a giggling fit!
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I actually have to disagree with that definition of "sardonic". Sardonicism deals with the situations, and sarcasm deals with individuals. Well, at least that's what I was taught? Anywho, I'm glad that you enjoyed it! I always look forward to hearing from you!
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Thank you so much for doing so! I greatly appreciate you saying that. Thanks for reading!
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Don't keep passing out like that! You might not wake up, and I can't afford to lose any readers!
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He took it well! Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Always love to hear your thoughts, CS! Thanks for reading this one as well!
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I'll love to hear your thoughts when ya' finish it!
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An appropriate macro! Thanks for reading and commenting!
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You know that I look forward to your thoughts!
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I look forward to seeing what you think of it!
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You are very welcome, and I hope you are having a better day!
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Heh, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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Heh, it gets real up in here!
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No you didn't, they didn't do this for their own personal enjoyment at the expense of others so they are not trolls as defined by the Protect Celestia charter, "A defense for Princess Celestia".
This story was great. XD I laughed many a time while reading this.
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Yeah, I was curious what that one meant so I looked it on google and now, I'm looking at in my paperback dictionary.
Then when you reach Sadonic, it says adj. sneering, sarcastic.
It's a fun word, and hey even if people hated the story at least they can say they learned something.
Edutainment.
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I read this while at work, and I now have to resist the urge to walk around yelling bunghole.
A old friend of mine drew the image you used for this story. Could you please put the source up?: http://cuteskitty.deviantart.com/art/Sisterhooves-290132278
So bucking awesome, words cannot express.
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Pay ya' five bucks to do it!
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I do believe that I credited him. CuteSkitty's name is right under my name in the title. Perhaps you hadn't noticed? He gave me permission to use the piece months ago, and I certainly wouldn't use an artists work without their consent. I hope you enjoyed the work!
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I'm very glad you liked it, Mask!
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Gotcha! Sorry, I was only looking for it on the cover page.
Priceless. Utterly priceless.
Alt. Title: SPOLIER: Celestia And Luna Win
You are misusing the term Amazonian.
here are two charachters that ARE amazonian:
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here is another characther that, while less amazonian than the above, still has clear amazonian tendencies:
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here are three characthers that are not amazonian in descending order from most amazonian to the least amazonian of all
An Amazonian is a female charachter who while clearly female is physicaly intimidating and could clearly kick your ass Ass kicking ability alone is not enough ( all the major female charachters in this show have literally kicked ass at one point) there has to be an element of physical intimidation.
I rpopose the following ranking of the main female charachters in this show from the most amazonian descending towards the least amazonian.
Princess Luna> Princess Celestia> Rainbow Dash>Applejack>TwillightSparkle/Fluttershy>Rarity>PinkiePie
Ha that was funny, nice work!
Also, a sequel of Rainbowdash's week would be funny.
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Whereas all the mares and fillies are there to compete in athletic competition, wouldn't that also work as Amazonian (as in, like the Amazons?). Anywho, thanks for discussing syntax with me. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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It would be neat, wouldn't it?
Thanks for taking the time to read and leave me a note!
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Your welcome, good luck on your other works!