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My Pretence as a romance writer is at its end. · 5:32pm Mar 13th, 2022

Hello everybody.

It has been... a few years. About 3 and a half, since I uploaded the last chapter of Pretence. I originally went on a bit of a hiatus back in 2016 due to a wrist injury that blew up, and uploaded a few chapters of Pretence, and a oneshot, since then. It never truly disappeared, and I still suffer from it today, thankfully to a slightly lesser degree than when it first came about.

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Pretence Hiatus · 6:13pm Jul 28th, 2019

Hello folks.

You've probably noticed that there haven't been any new chapters for a while. I'd like to say I have some sort of reason for it like life-altering things or other somesuch, but the truth is that my drive to write has reached an all time low. At least for this story.

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Skeeter the Lurker needs your help · 11:37am Jun 23rd, 2019

One of the old Legends of this site. You know him. Signed comments and the persistent Aku avatar for most of the time he's been here.

He has more details on his own blog, but the short of the matter is that he's in some financial trouble, and could use whatever little someone has to spare. So go give him an internet hug and a few cents, eh?


Someone in need of help · 7:22pm Apr 12th, 2019

Hey guys.

This isn't a Pretence update, you can find a box of that on my profile. This is about someone I know who's in a pinch and needs a bit of help. Long story short, health problems that has morphed into financial struggles.
I don't ask any of you to go and donate directly, simply share if you can, and donate if you want. Below is a link to his blog explaining it in more detail.

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I hate my wrists & Pretence News · 6:34pm Jan 10th, 2019

As some of my astute followers might have noticed, I am slow AF when it comes to uploading chapters.

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Pretence Chapter - Upload now, or wait? · 9:19pm Sep 14th, 2018

Hey guys, just a quick question. I have a chapter almost entirely finished, but my friend & editor Taranasaurus is having a bit of a busy time, and so haven't had time to help the last couple weeks.

So I want to ask you guys, if you want the chapter uploaded, even if it's not 100% edited (we had a first sweep, waiting for the second), or if you would rather wait however long it takes until Tarana is no longer busy, and has time to go through it? It's up to you guys.

- Kapuchu!

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Pretence Chapter Coming Soon! · 8:36pm Aug 28th, 2018

Hello folks who still read these things!

Just wanted to inform you that I've actually managed to be a little bit productive lately, and a new chapter is almost ready. Just going through the last few edits, and then it'll be uploaded.

I'm sorry about the long wait. No excuses. Just laziness, really. I'll try to do better, I really will!

Until next time!

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So... About that two Month Thing? · 11:39pm May 2nd, 2018

I swear, this time I have legitimate reasons for being late with a chapter of Pretence!
And no, I'm not being sarcastic or panicky <.<

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"Pretence" update schedule · 3:24pm Nov 12th, 2017

To those of you who follow my story "Pretence", you might have noted in the AN of the newest chapter that I mentioned that I would try to upload around once a month. I would like to amend that, as I've come to realise that, however much I would like to, I don't think I can keep that promise.

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Signal Boost - A story I commissioned · 3:21am Aug 17th, 2017

Some two months ago, Wanderer D set up commission slots for stories, and I have for a long time (several years by now) had an idea that I wanted to be put to words, but never could write myself.

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