dirty AiE heathen

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I'll tell you in the car.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

FimFic has dragged me back again. Howdy!

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Mostly harmless.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

time is a crime

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.