If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Student, Author, and Programmer. Want to support? Check out my Patreon! Or grab a hardcover: here!

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Mostly harmless.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

time is a crime

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.