Surprise is a simple Cloudsdale mare. To make ends meet, she is hired by ponies to perform stunts for them at parties. Nothing grandiose, really -- a few spins, flips, and loop-de-loops work wonders on a frowning face.

But as she returns home one evening, she bumps into a mare who sees promise in her, a mare who grants her a once-in-a-lifetime chance doing something she had only barely thought of before.

An entry into the 2024 Wonderbolts Sitewide Contest.

There are many ways of pulling off the color red in the world of clothes design, and Rarity's way just so happens to be a nationwide trend. However, in such a harsh and tough industry, there are ponies who must pay the price, whether they are enemies or friends.

They knew what they were getting into when they offered to help.

And with the precious material they possess, there is not a chance in Tartarus Rarity is willing to let them go.

Written for the 2024 rendition of Nightmare Night in April. You can read other entries to the event here.

Under Oscar's command to stall Oprah so he and the others can get things ready for her surprise party, O'Malley tries his best. But there's only one solution that seems the most reasonable when all else fails: weaponizing enemies from alternate dimensions. Surely the ones from this one, cutesy-wootsy as it is, are rough, tough, and have kill counts amassing double-digits, right?

Oprah can't possibly take them down the same way she took down half the population of Precinct 13579's Creature Room, right?

Oh, for Pete's sake, she's probably maybe decades old. They should beat her easily. Just what is the issue?

"Other" tag encapsulates the full amount of characters, which goes beyond the tag limit. AU tag has been added due to veering away from the events of "O is Not For Old" as well as contradicting FiM canon.

Cover is an Odd Squad show screencap, from the episode "O is Not For Old".

Yes, this a crackfic. No, don't take it seriously. That's how aneurysms are born.

Rated SV for Senseless Violence. (You can make an exception for crackfics, I'm sure.)

While traversing through Earth, Luna decides to try a hot dog.

And then she learns about something that can really spice up a plain ol' hot dog.

"Going overboard" might be an understatement.

Written for Crackfic Storm 2024.

Cover image is from a video preserved by Deleted Pony Videos, originally uploaded by Mysticolt.

Pipp Petals. Princess of Zephyr Heights, second to the throne, owner of a golden headdress studded with a beautiful emerald that she never takes off.

Neither Hitch, Izzy, Sunny, nor Misty have ever inquired about it. Not even Zipp knows why.

But with one misstep, the truth becomes revealed.

An experiment in mixing past and present-tense storytelling.

Otto has a gift for a sick Olive: a life-size pony plush.

She is not having it. Yes, a life-size pony plush is something she would love, but just who are the idiots who came up with that last name for the one she was given?

A quickfic for Pi Day.

Character designs, as well as various tidbits of information, belong to the ever-inspirational ravioliet, who also inspired me to write this story.

Plush comes from AZGchip.

Olympia. Odd Squad Agent #91 who is a recent hire of the organization into Precinct #13579 following her advance graduation from the Odd Squad Academy.

Pinkamena Diane Pie. Better known by her nickname Pinkie Pie. The Bearer of Laughter who has been living in Ponyville since fillyhood.

To others, they're two separate beings living two separate lives in two separate worlds, and they want it to stay that way.

To each other...they're one in the same.

Pinkie Pie uses a new form of technology to pull off a Pondela effect that shakes her friends to their cores.

Originally an idea for the A Thousand Words II Contest that I scrapped due to poor execution within 1000 words. Expanded upon well past the 1000-word limit for your reading enjoyment. (Well, hopefully it's enjoyment...)

Ahhh, Heavenly Healer. One of the longest-running franchises in the human world, drawing hundreds of thousands of fans with its masterful animation, colorful character designs, and deep roots in the magical girl genre of media.

You know who really, really likes it, though? Rainbow Dash. She's been a devoted fan of the franchise for years on end.

She's also rather confident neither of her friends know.

But, as many can attest to, failing spot checks happens to everyone...

Originally an entry in the A Thousand Words Contest II that was later scrapped in favor of The Grass is Always Greener being submitted instead.

After Hearth's Warming, everyone takes their trees to the curb and takes down all the lights and decorations.

This includes Rarity and Sweetie Belle, of course. It's basic routine.

But seeing the lights gives Sweetie an idea...one that her sister might not be so keen on.

A Jinglemas 2023 story in spirit, written for anyone who reads it, since I didn't work up the courage nor clear my schedule enough to participate in proper this year. Hopefully someone out there who enjoys sweet Rarity-Sweetie sister fluff will appreciate this.