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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

Nov
25th
2024

Hey Lads · 8:57am Nov 25th, 2024

Hey everyone, I'm sorry I haven't posted in... Looks at date A while, but, I wanna come forth and explain why. To be honest, I done goofed. Pretty much every single one of my stories is the result of a random idea popping into my head and then hyperfixating on it as I write it out then suddenly burn out and slog through it before eventually just stopping all together. And I hate having to use this excuse and wish I could do better, and I do dang well plan to try and be better. I have a

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Jun
2nd
2024

It's My Birthday Lads! · 1:04am Jun 2nd, 2024

I have officially lived yet another year and entered the ripe old age of 17... God I'm aging way too fast HELP-

Still, that's another year beaten lads, onto the next one. Soon, I shall unlock the Driving skill.

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May
25th
2024

Imma keep it real with you · 4:31am May 25th, 2024

I may be losing the spark to write at all. You see, the majority of the stories I write is from discovering something new, then hyper fixating on that thing, and eventually dreaming up the perfect idea for the perfect fic and start writing. I do so well writing all the starting chapters and stuff... And then burnout and motivation loss hits me like a freight train. It sucks too, because I love writing for you guys, and I'm thankful for all the support you gave me, but I feel like if I just up

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Apr
15th
2024

Me right now: · 10:58pm Apr 15th, 2024

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Mar
25th
2024

I am In Pain · 10:44pm Mar 25th, 2024

Not physically mind you, I am in quite great shape, and life is pretty good, but I am in pain from the war of motivation and my fucking burnout is still clinging to me like a tumor. I have a good part of the next chapter written, my dumbass dunno how to finish it though. But do not fear, I promise I have not abandoned this story.

Anyways, how have you all been, I just got off spring break and it was pretty good, I ate a calzone.

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Jan
1st
2024

Dawn of the New Year · 5:15am Jan 1st, 2024

Lads, it has begun. 2024. God help us all if it's a repeat of 2020. Pray for better times, stay swaggy, and let's enjoy ourselves. YOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Dec
25th
2023

Merry Christmas! · 7:23am Dec 25th, 2023

Well lads, the day has cometh. Look under thine trees, check thy stockings, and prepare for grand festivities, for it tis the season to be jolly.

And steel yourselves, cause it is going to be FUCKING COLD HOLY SHIT.

Merry Christmas lads. Also, I promise that at the very least one new chapter will be out next year.

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Nov
3rd
2023

FUCK I MISSED HALLOWEEN · 5:45am Nov 3rd, 2023

Damn, I was so busy I didn't even make a post for Halloween. Well that sucks. Anyways, hope you guys had a good october, and here's to having a good christmas.

Now if you'll excuse me, Mariah Carrey has breached containment, and MTF Iota-97 "Carollers" has been deployed. Wish me luck boys.

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Oct
11th
2023

Armored Core 6 SLAPS · 1:15am Oct 11th, 2023

So recently, I got the new armored core game, and HOT DAMN does it kick my ass, but I still fuckin love it. 10/10, just got past Balteus and I can already tell this is gonna be a great game.

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Aug
20th
2023

Halo Wars 2 · 4:35pm Aug 20th, 2023