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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

Mar
25th
2024

I am In Pain · 10:44pm Mar 25th, 2024

Not physically mind you, I am in quite great shape, and life is pretty good, but I am in pain from the war of motivation and my fucking burnout is still clinging to me like a tumor. I have a good part of the next chapter written, my dumbass dunno how to finish it though. But do not fear, I promise I have not abandoned this story.

Anyways, how have you all been, I just got off spring break and it was pretty good, I ate a calzone.

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Jan
1st
2024

Dawn of the New Year · 5:15am Jan 1st, 2024

Lads, it has begun. 2024. God help us all if it's a repeat of 2020. Pray for better times, stay swaggy, and let's enjoy ourselves. YOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Dec
25th
2023

Merry Christmas! · 7:23am Dec 25th, 2023

Well lads, the day has cometh. Look under thine trees, check thy stockings, and prepare for grand festivities, for it tis the season to be jolly.

And steel yourselves, cause it is going to be FUCKING COLD HOLY SHIT.

Merry Christmas lads. Also, I promise that at the very least one new chapter will be out next year.

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Nov
3rd
2023

FUCK I MISSED HALLOWEEN · 5:45am Nov 3rd, 2023

Damn, I was so busy I didn't even make a post for Halloween. Well that sucks. Anyways, hope you guys had a good october, and here's to having a good christmas.

Now if you'll excuse me, Mariah Carrey has breached containment, and MTF Iota-97 "Carollers" has been deployed. Wish me luck boys.

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Oct
11th
2023

Armored Core 6 SLAPS · 1:15am Oct 11th, 2023

So recently, I got the new armored core game, and HOT DAMN does it kick my ass, but I still fuckin love it. 10/10, just got past Balteus and I can already tell this is gonna be a great game.

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Aug
20th
2023

Halo Wars 2 · 4:35pm Aug 20th, 2023

Jul
25th
2023

Bit of a Delay · 12:58am Jul 25th, 2023

Good evening mates, you may notice that my recent new droid chapter was short. Well, that's because I've been busy focusing on other projects, mainly a fanfic completely separate from MLP. I may not be able to release chapters for a while, as I will be going on vacation with my big man dad bro next week. I thank you once again for always reading my stories and following me, as well as being paitent. Stay swaggy folks, will post when I can.

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Jul
18th
2023

The Power of AI · 7:40am Jul 18th, 2023

People fear that AI will one day take over the world, that unstoppable killer robot legions will march to destroy us all. Yet, as AI advances, it seems to be really good at one thing, and that thing makes me think it ain't that bad. And that thing is...

Making a B1 battle droid sing Fortunate son.

And the Clone troopers, as expected, fight on the right side of history. God bless the Union.

[Fucking UMG]

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Jul
9th
2023

Le Update · 10:52pm Jul 9th, 2023

Ladies and gentlemen, after much deliberation and thinking, I have made a decision, to remove the anthro tag and any form of anthro content from ze story.

my reasoning for this, is well, it can be weird to imagine pony heads on anthropomorphic bodies, plus there is a sort of negative stygma towards it. And overall, it's not really necessary to the story, so I figured why not change it? I already did it for my Shockwave story.

Be sure to leave your thoughts on this decision below.

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Jun
21st
2023

Meme of the Day 32: Shockability Test · 12:22am Jun 21st, 2023

Enough cock rating or durability tests. The time has come for the Conductivity test.

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