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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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  • 3 weeks
    Me right now:

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  • 6 weeks
    I am In Pain

    Not physically mind you, I am in quite great shape, and life is pretty good, but I am in pain from the war of motivation and my fucking burnout is still clinging to me like a tumor. I have a good part of the next chapter written, my dumbass dunno how to finish it though. But do not fear, I promise I have not abandoned this story.

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  • 18 weeks
    Dawn of the New Year

    Lads, it has begun. 2024. God help us all if it's a repeat of 2020. Pray for better times, stay swaggy, and let's enjoy ourselves. YOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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  • 19 weeks
    Merry Christmas!

    Well lads, the day has cometh. Look under thine trees, check thy stockings, and prepare for grand festivities, for it tis the season to be jolly.

    And steel yourselves, cause it is going to be FUCKING COLD HOLY SHIT.

    Merry Christmas lads. Also, I promise that at the very least one new chapter will be out next year.

    1 comments · 45 views
  • 26 weeks
    FUCK I MISSED HALLOWEEN

    Damn, I was so busy I didn't even make a post for Halloween. Well that sucks. Anyways, hope you guys had a good october, and here's to having a good christmas.

    Now if you'll excuse me, Mariah Carrey has breached containment, and MTF Iota-97 "Carollers" has been deployed. Wish me luck boys.

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May
5th
2023

Random Rambiling: General Grievous · 1:45am May 5th, 2023

Good evening everyone, and welcome back to another blog in my newly dubbed 'Random Rambiling' series. Today we shift from the grimdark and depressing as balls universe of Warhammer 40K to a more loved yet at the same time even stranger universe, Star Wars. And todays subject is none other the ruthless cyborg general of the CIS himself...

General Grievous.

Don't you dare question my song choice, I swear it makes sense.

Honestly, I would include some background, but I believe it is better if you watch these videos I found detailing it in a much more competent (and intelligent) manner.

The good news is you don't really need to know his backstory to truly like him as a character, regardless of his depiction. You heard me right, Grievous has had varying depictions over the years.

From the Badass Jedi-Slaying Warrior...

To the Cowardly and Memey General.

Regardless, you'll love this guy, especially if your a CIS patriot like your's truly.

Anyways, that concludes another entry in the random rambling series, so remember to state your own opinions and stay swaggy. Glory to the CIS!

Comments ( 1 )

I still want a What If episode or short story where Grievous realizes he's a pawn and replaces himself with a Magna Droid outfitted with cloned organics, it would explain the sudden drop in strength, intelligence, and combat prowess during the later Clone Wars series, maybe while he was recovering from having his lungs crushed he realized what was going on. I know it's literally impossible, but just a 1 off comic would be cool.

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