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It was just supposed to be a little game, part of the very first slumber party held in Twilight's new castle. Neither Twilight nor her friends expected to learn life-changing things about each other. And none of them could have anticipated who among them had the most experience when it came to sex...
(Unless you read the comments. Spoilers!)
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very cute.
...What did I just read? Because it was beautiful.
*cough* Slut *cough*
Well, totally didn't see that coming.
Still, the logic is impeccable.
Welcome to Ponyville! Please take a number and she'll be right w— oh there she is.
You sails the seven salty seas in a boat made out o' rubbers
till one sharp prick had sunk your boat
and turned your crew in ta mothers.
Babes ahoy!
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Is this talking about what it seems to be? XD
The word 'time' should be in there.
This was funny. I approve.
6242540 Shivered me timbers - Somepony turn up the heat!
See Dash and Twilight Pinkie would be willing if you wanted to...somehow that does not surprise me.
I liked it. While I don't entirely approve of that depiction fo the character, it is shown well here, and was a bit of fun. Have your upvote.
What makes Spike, the only one who's not a virgin?
...Wow...I was right. O_O
This was hilarious! I may be horrible for saying that, but it was! XD
I guessed, incidentally.
6242549
Yarr, thankee!
it is decent 6/10
This was a fun little read.
Makes sense that Pinkie would be the more sexually liberal among the Main 6. Partying takes on many forms, just like love, Pinkie very well may be well versed in the ways of physical intimacy. Sex does happen at, and as the result of partying afterall.
*coughs and laughs for an unbelievably long time when pinkie was reviled as the sex fiend*
Ooookay. Sex fiend is fiendish.
Right there. That's where I lost it.
The hell?
There were only five ponies in the entire town that were saving their virginity for someone special, had trauma, were too busy for sex, that didn't know anything about sex (apparently Pinkie doesn't like to teach?), or that had an issue with sleeping with somepony who's fucked literally everpony else?
Pinkie... DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Huh. What on earth is a "peradventure"?
Lovely read though. Gonna be honest, totally expected it to be A.J.; now THAT woulda been surprising.
An amusing alternative would be for all the cards to have a '0', and for each of them to have an excuse for why they could technically put a '0' down, each crazier than the last!
EDIT: RD, of course, has already laid claim to 'well, you said ponies...'
Am i the only one that wasnt suprised?
I haven't read it, but is it Fluttershy?
Neeeeeeeeevermind!!!
Adults don't typically have sleepovers. Mentally Advanced put it well:
Doesn't it say, 'Your sleepover sucks, break out the booze?'
There's no booze. Look, it's written for kids. It's got pictures of little fillies and colts experiencing the chilshood that I never had!
That's what adults do when they sleep next to each other anyway. Prison is one giant sleepover that you can't skip.
Oh Rainbow, we ALL know you're virgin as first press press olive oil.
That's not what Moondancer and your Canterlot gang said. Also, if Friendship is Magic, imagine what Love can be.
Good thing she didn't turn into Flutterbat around Breaburn or Big Mac. But once she does get action...Fluttershy's going to be an animal.
No way. Rarity's the town scooter, of Canterlot.
That would make this rather boring.
She ain't gettin' herself knocked up and ruining her Wonderbolt career.
Not the first time she's bounced in place then.
She should get a few Changeling interns to be her double and spread the love.
None of us want to know that answer Applejack. Unless it's going to be a Forth Wall joke.
After that first time, she's going to do Pinkie like a load of laundry.
I always make Fluttershy straight, but otherwise Flutterpie is fun.
Before I read this, I'm going to assume it's Fluttershy. Now let's see how right (or wrong) I am!
After reading: Well, I was wrong.
Also, adults don't have slumber parties. They have normal parties were everybody just ends up getting drunk, passing out, and sleeping it off where they fall.
Pinkie is a very considerate lover, damn.
Saw description, "Pinkie"
Read story, "Called it!"
Despite what the story says, the true sex fiend here is Gummy.
Gildash ship implied..... I like.
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Indeed. If Pinkie smashes the vast majority of adult ponies, Gummy has all the lady gators wanting him to smash them. But y'know. He's just too high-brow to go at it with just ANY gator.
I was sure it was Fluttershy, because it's always the quiet ones.
sounds frickin' AWESOME
6247298 That's what they mean by she's the princess of LOVE. (damn Shining Armor, you got a good pullout game to not have kids yet)
Hmm, for the record, one of em is a sex fiend and the other is a slightly used virgin.
To be honest, knowing the mane six clop stereotypes, I just thought it might have been maybe Rarity. But I guess Pinkie works as well.
"I KNEW IT!"
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The Mane Six aren't adults. And you can't really apply human cultural norms to them, anyway.
6252002 I know and I don't take the show that seriously. I was just trying my hand at a poor attempt at humor.
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Yarr, check the author's note, matey, an' don't say I never did nothin' fer ye!
6253111 good lord they actually exist. thank you, good sir, for making my life 20% cooler, as Rainbow Dash would say
I'd just like to point out that the two people who downvoted my comment are absolute idiotic cunts. 'Kay, I'm good now.
Pinkie Pie's all like-
i.imgur.com/MbXx7Jb.png?1
I had expected it to be Flutters. Saying that, I guess that's how Pinkie manages to stay thin even with all the sweets she inhales.
And Rainbow Dash, damn!