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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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Twilight and friends discover that they had far more in common than any of them would have guessed. They share intimate secrets and bonding (not bondage) ensues. Contains sexually suggestive content but no actual sex.

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Mods are gonna be pissed at us...

Short. Sweet. Amusing. And complete. :pinkiehappy:

Um... can I just say... The Buck di I just read?!?!?! Paraphilias? I'm confused and somewhat repulsed at this story. No offence but it just wasn't my style, although it seems like you put quite a bit of effort into the story so... three mustaches.:moustache::moustache::moustache:

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Moustaches? I'll take that, matey! Can't say I didn't warn ye, though!

Hmm...:trixieshiftright: Well, I quite enjoyed this. Spelling and grammar are quite good. The line at the end made me laugh, and it's hilarious and perfect that Pinkie is (unexpectedly) the most normal of them in this area...she didn't do it because she's kinky, she did it because she's Pinkie! Weird is what she does. She doesn't need to be turned on for that. :rainbowlaugh:

Y'know this is coming from someone who used to avoid shipfics like the plague, never even mind anything cloppy, because I view the mane six as too mentally-though-not-physically young for any but the most simple, child-like romance imaginable...Anyway, long story short, shipping's OK now, though not my favorite, and as to clop...still so much no. I've found a couple of exceptions though...Funny pornses, that actually make me laugh, I could read all day, and I don't know exactly why that is--now that I say it, maybe it's just so unexpected that it takes my mind off of the do not want--or, if the fact that it's wrong and disturbing is somehow part of the point of the whole thing I can swing for that. You...kinda managed both here. So that's awesome. If whatever you write next amuses me as much as this, I may just have to watch you...There aren't too many fics out there that scratch that particular itch.

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I only writes clop if'n I thinks it's funny, matey. O' course, me definition o' 'funny' might be a tad skewed.

345386 Well I know mine is, so we'll just have to see if they're skewed in the same way. :rainbowlaugh:

Fantastique! Very cute funny stuff and definitely looking forward to more my Piratical Pony. 5 mustaches outta 5 :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

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Arr, muchas gracias, me matey amigo! :moustache:

This story has the most views and likes of anything you've written; it's certainly more mainstream than your other two. And this is my favorite piece of the three you've written so far, which is mostly due to my personal proclivities. Etta's New Desk has a limited audience, and my general preference for happy and funny leads me to favor this over TG&PT&TET. Quick comments:

•"Whaddaya"—I think this is odd to hear from Twilight.

•"secks-u-mal"—where's the M come from?

•"As on, they shouted"—one.

I've gone ahead and upvoted all three of your stories. While the pre-existing dislikes might hurt these stories' exposure, I certainly wish you the best in your future endeavors.

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Arr, many thanks to ye messmate, and I'll patch o'er that leak in the hull what ye done pointed out.

"Feelings didn't sound like anything Twilight knew much about"
Wow...either you don't like Twilight much or you're just an asshole.:ajbemused:

I know it's not the same word, but I'm still never gonna think of "paraphernalia" the same way again.

... . I want to go parasailing now. Never done that before. Might be fun.

This fic had me chuckling, I was expecting Pinkie to have some kind of fetish but I wasn't sure what it'd be, maybe balloons, but then she didn't have a fetish and that just made it even funnier.

Was not expecting to learn a new vocabulary word today, but did anyway. Not bad. Here, have a follow.

What Fluttershy did with Angel... Isn't it beastiality?

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