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Flutterpriest


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You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforeseen consequences.

Edited by Alex_

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Alex_ #1 · Last Thursday · · ·

MY BODY IS CHANGING AND MAKING WEIRD FLUIDS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

Story of my life

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Can I be a muffin golem?

so far, amazing

B-but I like calling you cute...

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Also on that last note, if Anon regularly acted like that I don’t think he was getting laid in the first place.

So I don’t think he has anything to worry about on that end.

*Sees title* Just don't let Lightning Bliss see this

“Don’t you f#@$%^ dare call me cute, Sparkle,” you growl. “I will cut you.”

This speaks to me in so many ways

Honestly? You always thought she was kinda hot, but now that you’re a filly and no longer have a dick, those sort of sexual thoughts create more uncomfortable questions than you’re willing to answer today.

Is it not weird enough that it’s a human attracted to a horse?

Please. I must have more of this. This was hilarious in a seriously fucked-up way and I loved every minute.

Just don't post this to /mlp/, might get banned. The mods REEE over anonfilly for some reason.

8663241
Nah man. It'll def go into AiE. And if I get banned, It wouldn't be the first time.

8663241
If that is true then make a temp account and post it anyway, anyone who abuses their power to ban people for posting things they don't like needs to have their power stripped from them and probably put in a mental institution.

Why does Anon have to be green?

(sees avatar and promptly facehoofs at my own hypocrisy)

8663257
>account
er.....

Anon is a horse,
but he was once a human,
and he is not cute.
-Transformed, a haiku by Dlaf'rferg.

this was intresting

8663298
>account
>/mlp/

Found the newfag. Do you even 4chan? Also, dat rant.

>projecting yourself this hard

I don't know what the funniest part was, but I laughed so have a moustache :moustache:

8663332
Oh you meant 4chan, I thought you were on about reddit for some reason.

Plz tell me there is gonna be more of this

What? WHAT?! WHY? Oh my god. I'm a pony. Why am I so short. OH GOD I'm a LITTLE PONY. LIKE. A YOUNG ONE.

Calm down, it could be worse...

How does that-- Wait. Where did my dick go? OH GOD ARE THOSE CROTCH TITS?! NOOOOOOOOPE.

I revert my previous statement.

You carefully rise to all fours and 'QWOP' your way to your mirror.

We all know that pain...
Twilight vs Walking by Donitz on DeviantArt

“Well, for one, Twilight is going to adopt you. You’re adopted.”

Good story!
But I have a quick question: Is this an One-Shot or will there come more?

You try to run over to your mirror, but fall on your face. Because you're a horse now. You carefully rise to all fours and 'QWOP' your way to your mirror.

The best laugh I've had all day.

Funniest I've seen in a while. *Upvotes*

8663248
Will you be continuing this? It's really awesome, but it also says complete.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8663191
No but back to this I think a 2nd person story from the perspective of a muffin golem would be amazing and break the mold.

Funny and silly. I like this.

Please take that [Complete] tag off...

Edit: HUZZAH! :yay:

8663518
I to wish that wasn't there.

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This site doesn't have enough Filly Anon.

oh my god, I just want to pinch that pony anon's cheek. Fucking adorable.

And this was the first day of many in your new life as filly Anon.

After writing that you can't just stop the ride now.

This story is awesome. Really a shame it doesn't get more chapters.

“Well, for one, Twilight is going to adopt you. You’re adopted.”

0-0

“Well, technically you live on disability now.”

Uhh, story of my life? (cause I'm an autistic person XD)

“I WILL END YOU IF YOU CALL ME CUTE.”

aww, you're adorable XD

And this was the first day of many in your new life as filly Anon.

CLIFFHANGER

You know. This might actually make an alright story if it was taken more seriously. Not the best story, because those require genuine effort but an alright one.

sequel please! like full on story :pinkiehappy:

8663663
Yeah dude. Fun story, brah.

This just screams sequel D;

Actually, my reaction would have been more like: "EARTH PONY!? GODDAMMIT!"

Continue this.

And I get the thought of him attempting to seduce Cheerilee through sheer cuteness.
Which he's not of course.

Either way, this was really good and funny.

What a life. :rainbowkiss:

You carefully rise to all fours and 'QWOP' your way to your mirror.

On the off chance that anybody doesn't get this reference: Twilight Vs Walking

Short and funny 👍

8663923
I'd probably cite the original QWOP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWOP

lol
just
lol

Ravvij #49 · Last Friday · · ·

You need to follow my advice. It could mean life or death. Drop everything you're doing and write this story out to be 1,000,000,000,000 chapters long! My life depends on it!

please tell me there will be more short stories of anon filly

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