Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.
The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.
Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.
Chapters (1)
oh god, that ending! XD
I honestly don't know what I expected out of you. Probably not this. But it happened anyway. This HAPPENED to me, to ALL of us. And you're to blame. I don't know how to feel.
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Somber Star gets credit for the idea there.
Wow. This went places I did not expect it to. And places I did expect it to. And some that sit in an awkward middle ground of "This seems possible, but not probable."
Suffice to say, very entertaining treatment of one particular form of Homesick Shimmer.
Top 10 anime betrayals right here.
Okay, I laughed, and that’s all that matters.
W h a t
Angry horse noises indeed.
This was tremendously entertaining.
Look at it this way, AJ, go with Spike's idea and you might get a litter of talking puppies out of it.
I was SO waiting for Fluttershy to say 'Don't knock it till you tried it'.
I can't breath, that was fucking great! But just how much research did you have to do?
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Too much.
I actually put Chrome in incognito mode for a few searches because I was afraid of what weird stuff would be advertised to me if certain things hit my search history.
Pure gold. Just pure gold. And The Wheel and the Butterfly reference. Nice.
This is the funniest shit I've read on this site in a long time. Good on ya for writing such a zinger of a tale
Echoing what's been said, but this story feels entirely possible. And that ending just hits all the right lines.
And it was around the time the they googled "how big is a gorilla's penis?" that Justice questioned their life choices.
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We have been warned. In the fic description.
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I aready knew this.
Yes, I'm serious.
I am not sure where exactly that information came from, but the most likely source is either QI or Sir David Attenborough.
I CAN tell you, thanks to QI's book on animals, that lady goats get so randy when the male is around they hump each other in anticipation.
And now you know where goats get their reputation for being horny from.
You're welcome.
(Puts that on story Chengar wrote into perspective, don't it? It? Actually be more like regular Winningverse with more sex... And, actually, smarter characters, because goat are actually smarter than horses (compartiviely)...!))
okay, This story is officially cute!
What?
I mean, the rest I get, but this... what?
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It was "horse penis", actually. Bizarrely enough, I already somehow knew how long a gorilla's penis was because of some webcomic, probably Snafu. Somehow, Nova knew the length also from nature shows, so I didn't feel so bad.
Well, that significantly whated that fuck.
~Later~
“But Twilight, look! He’s hung like a horse!”
“...I’m gonna pretend I heard an apple pun instead so I can stop cringing.”
Princess Twilight probably is.
Well I mean that's the only reasonable reaction to all that. I'd strip my clothes off and run away too if I had to go through that.
Glorious read.
Well, my Day has officially gotten weirder after reading this..
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"Well, it is a bit like a toddler's arm holding an Apple.."
Internal screaming intensifies.
Okay.
Just... okay...
I have two feelings right now:
1. What. The. Buck. I. Just. Read?!?
2. Buahahaha.
Also, yes, it feels so... real.
And that ending... makes me really worried...
What....the....BUCK....did I just read?!?!?!?!
Holy shit I was laughing so hard at this. Bravo.
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This made me laugh waaaay too much
This was absolutely and utterly hilarious
Bonus points for "horse pimp"... Specially since AJ was being one!
I wonder if Rainbow will ask Fluttershy and Applejack for help with her kink, though. It is such an Rainbow thing to do, after all.
No questioning for Fluttershy, every single present girl there knows she's going to go for it, but none wants to acknowledge it.
And then we have the unofficial sequels where Sunny does go for it
Good reference.
You never go full pony!
Very funny read. Somewhere deep in her soul, Sunset knows she had a brief moment -- probably soon after she arrived in the human world -- where she questioned her sexual orientation.
And it haunts her to this day.
THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE?!
Dashie looks awfully attracted to that drink.
Tell me why I’ve read a story where Applekjack helps Sunset actually “get it on” with a buff ass horse before reading this
My side they hurt so much
https://m.Oh god that ending
WHAT? THE? FUCK?
What did I read there...?
Why did I read it...?
But most important: Why is it so fucking hilarious?! xD
Once again, quality comedy from Justice.
I'm glad everyone's so out of character because it helped distract from how poorly written this is. Congrats on the feature.