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It's Cadance and Shining Armor's special night. When they finally settle down in the bedroom, Cadance decides she has a special surprise for her lover. When Shining agrees to get a little spontaneous in the night, he finds he may have signed up for more than he could handle. Will he crumble under pressure? Or will everything turn out Gouda in the end?

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Mark my words; this will get featured.

No whey this won't hit the feature box. It's dairy silly, but curd turn a whole lot of people bleu with laughter. Besides, most of these puns are so...
...well, you get the idea.

Also, I think I need some scotch while reading this.


This is my favorite comment. :heart:


Share the bottle.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Haven't read the story and I'm already in recoil from the stinky cheese puns... :fluttershbad:
You're about as bad as Sans! :facehoof:

Good grief.

This was funny.

Go to your room.

Priest, why you do dis ;-;

Funny story tho. Definitely going to get featured.

Very mild. Not entirely sharp writing, but I felt like a muenster reading that. You could be cheddar with a little more work. Brie more creative.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

This is certainly

Well that just happened.

...Why must you hurt those you love, Priest?

Extra Toasty Cheez-its are the best Cheez-its.

Keep them away! I'll eat the whole box!

The Cheesy Cadance Square remained silent, because it is a snack food.

Nice job shining armor

8043933 I thought it was gouda-nough. Don't be salty about it. It's nacho place to be so critical.

I don't know how to feel about this, but it sure was cheesy.

I read that last line, and I wasn't ready for it, and now I'm unclean. So I just need you to know that I'm gonna be under your god damn pillow with some cheez-its when you least expect it.


She did all of that intentionally, didn't she? Sly mare.

Those were so freaking cheesey.

Preist, I'm disappointed in you. This chapter could have said "Looking Gouda-nough to eat". I hope the rest of the story is better.

And it was. Kinda. Only one pun? I'm slightly sad.

8043481 you are a horrible, horrible person...:ajbemused:

I have to take a survey, and see how many brain cells moved out after reading this.

8048000 No one would be able to fill it out.

They all left.

Kay, Priest... not gonna lie. I didn't read this story. I just liked it for the cheesy jokes you made in the description! :rainbowlaugh:

That last line was a real . . . . Muenster of a joke. This is faved.

So what lead to the cheese-it turning cadance shaped?

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