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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Winging it.

“I was wondering… do you remember that time you stayed at my house, and I was naked and drunk, and you were flying, and I tried to fly too by helicoptering my penis, and I accidentally hit Fluttershy in the nose, and she screamed like a smoke detector?”

The only person who should be helicoptering.
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7852888
B-but you told me not to. :fluttershysad:

Well, that's the price you pay for having hair extensions.

Besides, the shy ones are useally into that sort of stuff.

it was mild by your standards

7852911
True, it was. No blood, no gore, no death. It was all for funzies.
Also, I am not ticklish, so it amuses me.

i dont understand how you are able to do this, A+

Hey, it’s a fare trade,

It a fair trade.

and let it stand reject like a triumphant tower of manhood.

It stands reject? Oooookkkay.......

you’ll see what their wing feel like.

There is more than one wing.

Those damn wings are still jacking you father than even old flash porn games show possible!

Ummmmm, his poor father?

You make chocked gagging noises with each stroke now,

I think you mean 'choked'.

Anyway........ Hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

7853028 Fixed! Much thanks.

I bet this story is really going to take flight.

I laughed to hard at this

You can tickle dicks?? :D

I mean, come on, who doesn’t think about pony pussy every 15.7 seconds?

I've learned not to say this at parties

7852869
It's so bad but I couldn't help but let out a snort at it.

I Couldn't stop laughing ?

7853725
It's sort of a dual joke, referencing the story and the fact I put all of no seconds of thought into that comment. I just went for it- I guess you could say I was unflappable.
Glad you laughed, feather or not it deserved a chuckle.

7853095
It was pretty great, in my opinion.

*reads description*
Huh, this looks like it could be good
*sees author*
Oh god... here we go :pinkiesick:

7853954
Basically had the same reaction.
>>Title
>>Description
>>Spoilers
...
>>Author
Goddamit....

>>Story
So thanks for that.

7854026
Any time! Always happy to disappoint! :heart:

7854029 <3 <3 Oh, you never disappoint. You just unset the paradigm.

7853772
Ok, now you're milking it.
You are, how you say; tickling the cow's udders.

“Sorcery and illusion!” you scream as you drop your lie of a sandwich and skitter backwards. “Flying she-demons, what witchcraft is this!”

:rainbowlaugh: this is just one of the many things in this that made me laugh like a retard, Christ on a stick, Pencil.
Whew... words escape me, this gave me a good laugh.

So nice job.

So who here has tickled a pickle?
Not I.

What type of helicopter was it nig

So the guy, was it that actor Bent-his-dick Cums-a-bunch?:derpytongue2:

“Well, the only witchcraft around here is friendship,”

This made me laugh really, really hard! :rainbowlaugh:

Also, you’re a red-blooded male, so of course your brain is drifting back to thoughts of sexual intercourse with ponies. I mean, come on, who doesn’t think about pony pussy every 15.7 seconds?

Better than the myth of men thinking abut sex every 7 seconds. Numbers actual run around thinking about sex once ever hour for 18-25 year old males. Goes down hill from there.

you again flail your upper and lower half in a sudden spasm, like Michael J. Fox trying to wave at a pretty girl

We're all going to hell for this.

“I was wondering… do you remember that time you stayed at my house, and I was naked and drunk, and you were flying, and I tried to fly too by helicoptering my penis, and I accidentally hit Fluttershy in the nose, and she screamed like a smoke detector?”

Perfect. Just. Perfect.

does tickling your dick makes you vomit?:rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:
woot~!:trollestia:

How in the world did Crystal and Anzel manage to inspire this?

8200663
I kinda really want to hear this story now too. :rainbowderp:

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