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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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I just NOSE this will hit the featured box!
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-grumbles-
Okay, not bad.
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Oh what a power this is... lmfao
*as
Good work on this, this was giggle worthy and just a fun read
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This story NOSE what's up.
RANDOM STORY IS RANDOM
Vulkan did say to book the snoot. And Coram did warn him not to Book the Merry Suicide Bombet.
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If that story was a Beatles song, it would be called...
(puts on sunglasses)
...Twist and Snout.
I'm not sure if I'm ready for this rabbit hole.
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Go down. Go down it now.
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I just realized that there are a surprising lack of holes in my story. Huh.
After the weekend I had, Anonpencil, I so needed this laugh. Grin on my face a mile wide by the end. Just... damn. Sheer perfection.
*BOOP!*
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Get in the hole, Edgar.
So... do pony... expulsions match the flavor of their horns?
O, hai Dream Pop. Didn't see you there.
You owe me new pants now! And a keyboard! And my coworkers an apology.
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still funny as fuck.
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Hey as long as I managed that, I'm doing good.
Pencil, I'd really appreciate it if you went and fucked yourself.If anyone from the future is reading this, I really hope that you don't know the Tide Pod meme off the top of your head. Here's to hoping that even Google isn't useful here...A testament to my stupidity. Oh well, I suck sometimes lol.
I quite enjoyed this story. A fun little fiction to absorb.
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Uh... I... I mean... I wasn't even referencing that meme.
Pretty sure "forbidden fruit" is a biblical analogy.
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Fair, but it's just too relevant right now, I didn't think there was any way this was on accident.
My b.
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No worries at all! But was definitely not my intent XD
*ROFLMFAO* Just Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
You My Friend gets a Moustache x 10
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>ywn make your waifu orgasm by booping her snootle with your peepee
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Well, this is a thing now, I guess.
Might fix that. (In your story description)
This is stupid. Which is why I loved it.
Seriously, it was a good laugh.
lesson learned
Lol. Anon got what he deserved. I wish I could upvote this more than once.
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So would this be considered masturbation?
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I was wondering this myself. Would be interesting to witness.
welp, that's a thing I read
I have read crazy perfection lol, you did good my sir you did good!
C'mon Anon, clearly Fancy's into it. Even if the dong isn't your thing, you'd have an in with Fleur AND Fancy is loaded.
After the hole Toon thing porn stories still get featured.
I can’t tell if you have way too much time on your hands or too many stupidly amazing ideas flowing through that mysterious head of yours.
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I will ask that you kindly refrain from bringing up that absolute scum bag in relation to this story.
Written pornography is not the same thing as irl sexual contact with a young teen. They are not even close.
So please, genuinely, I would appreciate it if you would not.
Thank you.
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If you don't like what I have to say . You can always block me...
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Nah prolly would be akin to trying to tickle yourself, just doesn't work.
Not much else to say, except:
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help I cant breath this is fan-fucking-tastic!
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Or I can be polite and ask you to not. Which I have done.
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You make it very hard to be a dick to you. So I will not.
Now that was freaking funny! I laughed so hard I choked on my water. Loved the ending, too! You are disgustingly funny, Pencil! I'm glad you're in this pony fandom.
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I cant even call this porn. This is making fun of sex. Hell, this is making fun of MLP in general and saying all ponies are hair-trigger(generally an insult). So settle down, it's a joke that's unrelated.
I find myself unable to determine if this is the best story I've ever processed or the most idiotic. Either way it is an achievement.