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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Well, this was certainly interesting.

Man, I had a total mindfuck while reading this. A derpy story that totally blew my brain.

meh it wasn't that bad.

This is... I have to say this story is so far the only one to make me cringe and actually be disgusted from reading it. Props to you for being able to do that! Now, if only my head wasn't so blown away by this mind rape here...

Boooo, you can do better, old pun is old.

A dick with an accent! :rainbowlaugh:

I was racking my brain, trying to find just why in the fresh hell I read this story.

then it suddenly came to me.

(Beat THAT brain joke!)

Well, you can't argue that she didn't give good head. He was out of her mind when he came.

What the fuck did I just read? This is...I don't even...my head hurts.

You people are all mindblowingly brilliant and I love you.
Will drink in your honor tonight.

Could swear I saw an image of this with ol' bright eyes, but this will have to do.

Thanks for the warning.

Really shouldn't of read this with a head ache

Meh, I've read much worse.

... That's probably not a good thing, is it?

The one question I have is... What did Ditzy Doo? I'm here all night folks:derpytongue2:

This was one of the most disgusting things I have ever read.

Good work Anon you magnificent bastard. I'll drink in your honour tonight.

hahahahahaa .... I thought it was funny while derpy went after pinkie pie... :rainbowlaugh:

I was worried this might be gory or something bad. So that was a real load off my mind.

I probably shouldn't have ate three sandwiches while reading this. Whoops. :derpyderp1:

Upvoted for an interesting idea, even though said idea squicked me somewhat.
I consider interesting ideas more relevant than my personal tastes.

Well I must be sick and twisted because I laughed, multiple times through out this story..:derpyderp2:

Is this Kurt Cobain approved? Cuz my mind's been blown.

I'm not kidding when I say your sick. :pinkiesick:

Hilarious, but...The f**k did I just read.

I kinda want a sequel where Derpy is now performing clumsy sexual advances onto our character because of that...


This was easily your most metal fic. Would love to see a sequel. The Adventures of Anon and his Dick!

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Alright I'm getting me mallet. Wait here.

Now im just gonna go get my WHAT THE FUCK juice oh shit I just drank the RETARD IN A CUP juice well... fuck

Comment posted by Anonnymouse deleted Feb 13th, 2016

This story really arouses me.

This story isn't even 1/6th as bad as the description or comments make it out to be.
Interesting concept too.

"If you laugh at this, you're probably a horrible person."

Can confirm, I am a horrible person.

... So, I'm just gonna take a stab in the dark before reading.... Derpy has a glass eye, and Will is going to fuck the socket.... That's weird.
Don't actually know what's gonna happen though...

... That pun at the end though... 11/10.


...you're not QUITE wrong, but...it's...not really that simple.
Good luck on this one, heh.

Your penis just laughs at you, and not for the first time today.


Huh. So this is what it feels like when a fetish digivolves.

I came to see if it was going to be as disgusting as I expected.
I came because my curiosity overcame me.

I stayed for this single line.

Don’t ask me why your dick is British, I don’t know. Go ahead and ask it instead, if you dare.


Well, I guess I'm a horrible person then, since I laughed my ass off.

I too wrote a story about talking dicks
We are kindred spirits pencil

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