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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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I loved editing this! It was so much fun and I laughed so much! :rainbowlaugh:

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Thanks for the help! You helped improve the story greatly.

This universe is crazy.

Bendy oh my god

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I take it, you enjoyed this?

β€œMeh, what’s the worst thing can happen?” Rainbow said dismissively, waving her hoof nonchalantly.

You're, like, the fuzzy pony version of Chuck Tingle, aren't you? :rainbowhuh:

Will there be a follow-up to this story, like you did for the previous ones?
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I thought at least, we going to see hornjob when Twilight name was mention as a title. =u=

β€œCuddle me,” she spoke sensually, leaning forward and kissing you.

i didnt realize how dirty someone could make the phrase "cuddle me" sound.

How to make love to your pony waifu.

Step 1: Horse

Bendy, what did you do? WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!?! Now we need more dammit!!! We need double alicorn Celly and Lulu!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

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Quiet horsey sounds. That could be used for every clop/shy/scared/nervous etc pony picture.


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No promises, I am after all a human being.

What did you like about this one?


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Kind of done before, I wanted to do 'virgin love cuddles'.


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When you consider context of this universe, she basically asking him to have sex with her there.


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Maybe, I can promise I'll make it.

What did you enjoy about this one?

Anon is a little bitch. If ya can't stand the taste of your own cum then what makes you think it's okay to feed it to others?

7391083 the sheer insanity of the Human Cuddler. Seriously, wat. I read the previous ones alright, but damn. Just... cuddle virginity. That's something I never expected to see... and make sense :pinkiecrazy:

But really, I don't know specifically why I like it, I only know I do. :twilightsmile:

Not the strangest thing I've read on this site. Still, the idea of a human ascending anyone who gives him a BJ is pretty funny.

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I dunno if I liked any particular part of it. Kinda hard to explain when I liked the entire thing, somewhat equally.

Perhaps I'm just a sucker for stories with follow-up parts.

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Maybe I'm more of a pizza guy and she's more of a 'salty snot' kind of gal.

Welp this was glorious. Who's next up on the alicornification list? Time to see what happens to an earth pony. :pinkiehappy:

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Well, a lot of people dislike the taste of their own seed. Plus... I think it's safe to say most people don't drink their own.


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Things could really out of control if keeps letting ponies suck him off.


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I don't know really, not sure if I'll make a sequel.

7393879 Need a sequel where Luna( or any alicorn, really) sucks him off and gets a second set of everything. Or maybe she grows an actual set of reproductive organs.

Princess Luna, first alicorn to bleed for a week without dying!

Hahahaha XD Oh lordy, another story from the Bendy, goodness.
Nicely done man, nicely done! :yay:

I just imagined myself going to Equestria, and accidentially hugging one of them too hard and what happened to Twilight happens :rainbowlaugh: oh jeez.

Nice job, good show!

ya know, this could easily work for one, three chapter story instead of splitting it into three oneshots. It's not even over 10K words.

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Would be gentle and patient with a virgin pony?

I'm thinking about doing a story where a human hapes (rapes) a pony, but does not realize what he's actually done.


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I'll consider your idea. No promises though.

Also, you (and anyone else) are free to do their own version of this story's universe.

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Would be gentle and patient with a virgin pony?

I most certainly would :moustache: I am a gentleman and nothing less!
*burps*

Oh really now? Hmm... that'll be interesting... while not a fan myself, I'd still read it.
I can only wonder who it'll be :trollestia:

Dude... Your stories are liquid delight. It's like reading chocolate ice cream with caramel topping.

Where have you been all this time!

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I've been here awhile (been a member since 14th Jun, 2012) with a steadily growing number of stories. I hope you enjoy my other stories.

What did you think of this story?

7596299 Yep, 182 stories is not something I see around very often.

So far, I've read this one and the two prequels; they're simply hilarious. I like the way you set the endings, leaving something unsaid or untold - some people don't get the comic side of this sort of conclusion, but personally, I love those. Not everything requires an explanation, writing something random while still making sense is a rare skill.

Anyway, like I said - Liquid delight.

I'm still confused and amused. :rainbowlaugh:

β€œMeh, what’s the worst thing that can happen?” Rainbow said dismissively, waving her hoof nonchalantly.

Larsoooooon!

You know, I am actually somewhat surprised it wasn't revealed that Anon's magic spunk hadn't also given them vaginas.

Well, some people say, anal, is the best form of sex. And I personally love 69!:moustache:

So, yay to BJ!:twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

We really want cuddles now...

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So does this mean that human sperm turns anypony into an alicorn? What if an Earth pony gave oral sex to a human? Would said Earth pony get both a horn and wings, possibly becoming an alicorn with the addition of Earth pony strength?

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