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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Fluttershy. Sweet innocent Fluttershy. She’s so pure and kind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her. Not a droplet of evil within her heart — to depict her otherwise would be character assassination.

And she’s dead.

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Comments ( 27 )
Burt #1 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

I have a bad habit of killing ponies for a punchline. But I’m my own target audience and I giggle every time so that’s just how it rolls.

See you next time when I make Discord smoke fent.

“Wrong! ~This is who I am FOR REAL nigga. A legitimate SEX OFFENDER, an absolute ANIMAL when it comes to humans and their fat cervix kissing dicks-“

HAHAHA ON MAN:rainbowlaugh:
:flutterrage:

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You murdered that punchline in a back alley and I am so happy you did because holy shit I was not ready for how chaotic this was.

Discord smoking fent? I'm so ready. Please.

“You can make it up to me by having bed breaking mind bending earth shattering SEX with me. Multiple times in a row.”

Breaking Bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Waterphone. Royalty free suspense stab #2.

googled it, couldn't find it. plz link💀

Should have shown that shlong.

“This is terrible news.”

I feel like if his response was randomly more British this would be funnier like;

“Good heavens, this is terrible news.”

...nah on second thought I'm not very funny just kill me now

“Wrong! ~This is who I am FOR REAL nigga. A legitimate SEX OFFENDER, an absolute ANIMAL when it comes to humans and their fat cervix kissing dicks-“

Reading a story in which Fluttershy calls Anon a nigga was def not on my bingo card for the night.

Massive W. Take my upvote.

“Wrong! ~This is who I am FOR REAL nigga. A legitimate SEX OFFENDER, an absolute ANIMAL when it comes to humans and their fat cervix kissing dicks-“

i.ibb.co/NyN7GTW/debd2e8edddb-text.gif

For some ungodly comedic reason, I could only hear fluttershy’s voice in my head as how it sounds when people emulate it with AI...
Thank you for this read, burt.

lol get fucked flutterbutter

edit - nice feature

ROBCakeran53
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How can I read this (most likely) wonderful Burt fic when there's no doge maymay cover art?

Truly the end of times is upon us.

If depicting Fluttershy with evil is character assassination, the ending of the end was massacre.

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Load bearing most likely

Doge needs a break sometimes… he likes to bite my fingers and I get sick of having to regrow them. But not to worry, this star will continue to shine brightly for years to come (hopefully)

Burt #17 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

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I spend so much time prescribing Anon with crass autism that I’ve missed the goldmine that could be polite, well mannered autism.

And you’re right. Random Britishism is funny. So speak the truth, even if it leads to your death. Amen.

Edit, here is waterphone:

https://youtu.be/dinyOvO2EEo?si=Abbym_rzoUx4s7XH

And here is suspense #2:

https://youtu.be/6IsbZqoxT54?si=cZ0dZ4au5OkBWofS

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*Clinks Wineglass of Gasonline*
to our death at the hands of the Fashion Police
Cheers bro I'll drink to that, Amen.

Absolutely hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Hopefully Anon gets a light scentence...:facehoof:

I shouldn't be laughing because I love Fluttershy...but I'm having a hell of a time keeping my mouth from curling into a smile. :rainbowlaugh:

Damn ...


Based.

Anon should have been grateful a mare wanted his dangling monkey baby batter makers. Oh well....

This shit was a roller coaster from start to finish and by the end I was suprised, afraid and slightly aroused.

:moustache:

I thought ponies reproduced by budding... they're some sort of yeast, right? :rainbowhuh:

“ WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING, (Stutters) BACK OFF YOU CRAZY BITCH!

plz giv mwe hwugwi whuggwis, UWU

“ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING “

Guess he should’ve let Fluttershy look at his balls.

No shit, Sherlock. 💩

I should not have laughed so hard at that.

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