This is not a bit. I have accidentally hit save after deleting all the words to the first chapter. I thought I was in my unpublished chapter I was working on so I deleted what I assumed was my work in progress to paste the final revision.
->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world ->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!? ->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all. ->??? ->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world
Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!
->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world ->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!? ->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all. ->??? ->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world
Yeah I can see this happening.
Process:
Step 1: Invent gunpowder.
Step 2: Introduce to mini-horse population.
Step 3: Invoke thermonuclear reaction cascade in the mini-horse equivalent of the cascade mountain range. Very Important.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit.
>Invent E-Girls
>Become rich
>Still no gf
>reeeee
God made man, Sam Colt made 'em equal.