• Member Since 28th Jul, 2020
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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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  • 3 weeks
    Massive oopsie

    This is not a bit. I have accidentally hit save after deleting all the words to the first chapter. I thought I was in my unpublished chapter I was working on so I deleted what I assumed was my work in progress to paste the final revision.

    There is no backup to the first chapter.

    My bad pimps. 💀

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    7 comments · 217 views
  • 3 weeks
    We ending up in Equestria after this 🥴

    4 comments · 109 views
  • 27 weeks
    Typa shi im on

    8 comments · 179 views
  • 83 weeks
    HiE storyboard (super serious)

    ->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
    ->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
    ->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
    ->???
    ->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

    3 comments · 326 views
  • 138 weeks
    I Died, But I Lived!

    Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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    5 comments · 669 views
Sep
26th
2022

HiE storyboard (super serious) · 2:55pm Sep 26th, 2022

->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
->???
->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

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Comments ( 3 )

Yeah I can see this happening.

Process:
Step 1: Invent gunpowder.
Step 2: Introduce to mini-horse population.
Step 3: Invoke thermonuclear reaction cascade in the mini-horse equivalent of the cascade mountain range. Very Important.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit.

>Invent E-Girls
>Become rich
>Still no gf
>reeeee

God made man, Sam Colt made 'em equal.

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