A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).
Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?
I am a stupid person since i had to make this third account :l
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.
I love to read Clop fics. They're fun to read and fun to clop to. For anyone reading this, i probably wont be posting any stories but who knows. I might get bored one day and write one.
I'm 17 years old, My only friend is my pets. Favorite color is green. I'm really shy, but can be nice when i get to know you better.
"OOOO! Where's the Pie!!!???" "*sigh* I'm over here Pinkie..." NOMNOMNOM "AAAAAHHHHHHH" "That didn't taste like pie..."
Despite my avatar, I am not actually a pony. (You may also see me around as m2pt5 rather than Emtu.)
What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...
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I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere