A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
I'm mostly an artist but have an interest in writing stories that will someday be useful as more than fertilizer. Even if they aren't that good I hope they are interesting.
Heyo, I haven't edited this in a hot minute. I'm an aspiring massotherapist and enjoy writing and reading.
My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941
"Ed, what happened to your stairs?" "My parents took them because I am grounded Eddy!"
JUST A BRONY WHO LOVES POWER RANGERS & ALL THAT STUFF AND ONE WHO TYPES IN CAPS. :D
Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?