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The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

No.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Are you not entertained?

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

The queen of starting something and then not finishing it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Bring the noise.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with a certain Spirit of Chaos.

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

(Insert witty comment here)

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Horrifically Fun

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Retired

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

My Linktr.ee

Guess whose back?!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

Fewer.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Does this look infected to you?

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).