Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?
I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!
It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...
Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.
Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!
An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word.
"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius
Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙
Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life