Like, did she not once think it would simply fly through the portal to the other side? Like, for real.

Nothing like tripping over your Stupid Dog because he got excited over a Stupid Cat who ran past us when the Stupid Neighbor Dogs scared it.

Your Stupid Dog proceeds to make you trip over his feet, fall down a flight of brick steps, face plant into the gravel driveway, injure your left shoulder and re-injure your already injured knee, which the very same Stupid Dog is at fault for hurting 2 years ago.

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Just a moment to point out how hilariously blind I can be. So I was editing a new story post and I kept wondering why it had 13 views. I panicked! How could someone be viewing this when it isn't even published? Who has access? And then I saw the live reader count. 1 life reader! Who was it? Then I realized what you all probably already know: I was the life reader because I was on the page. All those views were all the times I was typing my story on different parts of the week.

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And now the rest of you can suffer too.

[15:59]Kits: Poly fic about Wallflower wanting an established Sunset x Pinkie couple to also date her. Title: Please Notice Me, Sunpie.

I'm kinda sorta sorry, but I also am not sorry enough to not encourage someone to write this.

No not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter.
It's a plug in thing that has rotating ball things that simulates a deep tissue massage, which I need 24-7 because the dogs are literally killing me.
It heats up and everything..
I keep falling asleep on it at night, it's soothing and the white noise makes you relaxed and happy..
Except it burns when left on too long, so my back has
burns all over it now.

Do I even need to explain why making a single city into a state is the WORST IDEA THE DEMOCRATS HAVE EVER COME UP WITH?

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I flipping have an achehead and I wasnna go to bed, but I must watch one. more. movie....

EHHHHHH

MUST. POST. STORIES.

I'm locked in the school psych place again, which is completely pointless because there's already a good 80% chance I'm going to be committed to a psych hospital tonight. I have my phone now but only for a few more secs while people are making phone calls.

Eh. You'd think I was walking around holding a gun to my head with the way everyone is acting but I don't really have any plans to do anything like that.

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I came home from school. All was good.

Then I got out my violin, and my bow, and I saw that half of the hairs were completely severed.

Then I got out my spare bow... only to find it in a similar state.

And people wonder why I get so uncomfortable when other people touch my instruments!

So now I need to pay to replace the string on my violin (it broke ages ago), plus a new bow.

Yay, time to take on extra art commissions and babysitting hours...

Last week Donald Trump decided to pull the US out of the Paris climate change agreement. Which was expected, although as it is a pretty stupid move even by his standards, there was hope that he might not actually do it. As Twilight Sparkle explained to Rainbow Dash in my blog post at the time, the Paris agreement is an essential plan

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Hey, guys. I know you're all wondering where the next chapter is, and I assure you, I'm working on it. I know exactly what I want to do with this, too, so it's not a problem of not knowing what to write.

The problem is that whenever I start to write, I look at what I've written, and my brain just says: 'no... this is stupid.'

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So like,

A shimmering sunset is as the sunset's ending right? Sun is shimmering as it sets over the ocean at a beach is the most popular example.

Sunset fell and was banished and Twilight became Celestia's pupil.

The Sunset Shimmered and then Twilight Sparkled.

This is what I'm talking about! This is what I struggle to portray when I talk about magic!

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250 of your crazy mother truckers follow me now

It's nowhere near as many as some of the higher people but still

*quietly cracks under pressure*

It was as awesome as I expected and it made me grow even more of a respect for tankers from WW2. I already have a huge respect for the Greatest Generation but a almost 80% mortality rate damn just damn

and aside from the few moments of me wanting to yell about how that would never happen... 88 shells cant just bounce off wood damn it!!!!

I will say that It did one thing really damn good... it showed how goddamn menacing the Tiger tank was

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With Halloween just around the corner, I'm considering doing a nightmare night story and I'm allowing ya'll to vote

As of right now, I have two main ideas:

One, a simple short zombie story about a group of survivors

Or a more humorous story about some friends OCs being turned into their costumes

I just got tropico 4 a few days ago

I honestly have no desire to finish this story

To be rather frank, I've moved on. I had plans to finish this fic in a chapter or three but I just don't have the motivation or the will to do so......

Hell, I haven't opened its darn document since June the sixteenth

And I'm honestly just tempted to cancel it and move on....

We have one more season, Equestria Girls 4: the search for more money, and the MlP movie and that's it for G4

It's not over but it's been one hell of a ride