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I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

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  • 36 weeks
    Announcement of a New Project: The Bloodvine Chronicles (Working title)

    It's not the continuation of The Conquering of Love, but it is something that is going to lead to me finishing that. I needed a project to blast my mind back open with some C4, and this is apparently it!

    *Cue pathetic digital trumpet music*

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  • 37 weeks
    Trying hard to write, write, write

    I am trying hard to write through the last of Book 6. I hadn't forgotten, but I had been going through a lot in my personal life. The death of a friend, financial troubles, and a budding relationship that has now seemingly crashed and burned have kept me in a slump for a long time.

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  • 75 weeks
    Wow, fantastic.

    Just fantastic beyond my expectations. That's all I'll say. I'm sure you know what I am talking about.

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  • 78 weeks
    Re-Read of Book 6 - Sorry for the Blog Spam!

    Well, sorry for this coming so soon after the last blog, but that's it, I'm done reading.

    A warning: This contains my thoughts about Pinked, eluding to stuff I have planned, though I will make sure none of it contains outright spoilers. You've been warned!


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    1 comments · 220 views
  • 79 weeks
    Re-Read of Book 5 - Crash Down

    Typos, Typos, Typos!

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    1 comments · 174 views

Applejack twerk · 5:16am Nov 3rd, 2015

Yeah there needs to be a story about Applejack being forced to learn how to twerk, ending in failure and disappointment. I have no idea why I had this idea.

Report Littlecolt · 138 views · #Stupid idea
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Comments ( 3 )

Wut's 'twerk'?

A "dance" where a woman arches her back forward and raises her ass in the air, then jiggles it to the music, usually also grinding it against a man's crotch. Think like a very fast, standing lap dance. Seen a lot in hip hop videos.

Lately, there are a lot of videos online of girls twerking on camera, showing off or practicing it, and they end up failing. Falling over, losing balance, throwing their back out, having furniture that are grinding against fall on them (bookshelves etc).

The thought is that AJ would never even consider twerking, but is somehow convinced, maybe via a dare or a bet. And then she ends up being awful at it of course. :P

Like I said, I don't know why I thought of this, I just did. It's a wonderful yet terrible thought.

Mostly wonderful because AJ shaking her booty is wonderful. Mostly terrible for every other reason :P

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