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Littlecolt

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Littlecolt Joined 19th Jul, 2012 · Offline

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  • 37 weeks
    Progress Report

    For those wondering ever since my previous and somewhat ominous post, yes, I have been writing again. Progress is moving along, although unlike when I was in my prime, I have less time to do it each day when I can. The next chapter will be released when it is ready, but also not before I go back and do some minor - MINOR - edits to previous chapters of Pinked. There are certain things I want to

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    1 comments · 211 views

  • 40 weeks
    The Brainwashing of My Father

    My name is Zanzil. I am a Changeling. This is as much my story as it is the story of my father, a proud member of the Changeling race, and a hero of Equestria. His name was Dorsa, and he was bigger than life itself. Even now, I can remember him looking down upon me as a mere spawn and smiling as he told me about my people and our history.

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    3 comments · 250 views

  • 240 weeks
    Frazzled

    I can't lie, and while I feel bad about it, my new position at work has me completely overworked and frazzled. I can't do anything but get a breather on breaks, and after work each day I just don't want to do anything. On the weekend, I do have things I do, but it's just very... brain off.

    I really hope I can get back into where I was after EFNW just before I took the new position.

    5 comments · 400 views

  • 258 weeks
    OwO

    6 comments · 587 views

  • 303 weeks
    Trying hard to write, write, write

    I am trying hard to write through the last of Book 6. I hadn't forgotten, but I had been going through a lot in my personal life. The death of a friend, financial troubles, and a budding relationship that has now seemingly crashed and burned have kept me in a slump for a long time.

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    5 comments · 434 views
Nov
3rd
2015

Applejack twerk · 5:16am Nov 3rd, 2015

Yeah there needs to be a story about Applejack being forced to learn how to twerk, ending in failure and disappointment. I have no idea why I had this idea.

Report Littlecolt · 536 views · #Stupid idea
Comments ( 3 )
Icean
Icean #1 · Nov 3rd, 2015 · · ·
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Wut's 'twerk'?

Littlecolt
Littlecolt #2 · Nov 4th, 2015 · · ·
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A "dance" where a woman arches her back forward and raises her ass in the air, then jiggles it to the music, usually also grinding it against a man's crotch. Think like a very fast, standing lap dance. Seen a lot in hip hop videos.

Lately, there are a lot of videos online of girls twerking on camera, showing off or practicing it, and they end up failing. Falling over, losing balance, throwing their back out, having furniture that are grinding against fall on them (bookshelves etc).

The thought is that AJ would never even consider twerking, but is somehow convinced, maybe via a dare or a bet. And then she ends up being awful at it of course. :P

Like I said, I don't know why I thought of this, I just did. It's a wonderful yet terrible thought.

Mostly wonderful because AJ shaking her booty is wonderful. Mostly terrible for every other reason :P

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