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A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

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Apr
8th
2017

So i got a massager.. · 4:46pm Apr 8th, 2017

No not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter.
It's a plug in thing that has rotating ball things that simulates a deep tissue massage, which I need 24-7 because the dogs are literally killing me.
It heats up and everything..
I keep falling asleep on it at night, it's soothing and the white noise makes you relaxed and happy..
Except it burns when left on too long, so my back has
burns all over it now. :rainbowlaugh:

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Comments ( 10 )

For some reason I still don't believe that you aren't using that massager for anything else :rainbowlaugh:

just because it's not meant for that, doesn't mean it can't be used for that.

4488926 but it's so worth it

4488720 there's a warning on it...but those kinds of things don't apply to me

There's an idea, burning you with candle wax. One... slow... drip... after... another.

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