Jul
23rd
2015
Work is a thing · 8:43pm Jul 23rd, 2015
A thing that makes me money.
Money allows me to drink.
Drinking allows me to...to...give less shits I guess. And it allows me to write poorly.
So, in summation, work enables me to write shit for you guys. So I gotta do it, and it's being a pain and eating my free time right now. Sorry. I will have some new shit up shortly though. And I promise you, it will be alcohol-induced as ever and may or may not involve vomiting. Well, if it doesn't, I'll just drink till I throw up. Sound good?
-Pencil
EDIT: AS PROMISED BITCH. (but no vomit)
Sounds great. Just don't die. Your stories are intoxicating.
3263534 Intoxicating, intoxicated....one of the two.
3263580 ...eh. Not all. Sometimes I'm just tipsy.
Seriously though, it's closer to 50/50. I get most of the ideas for em drunk though.
You write all your stories drunk? What a coincidence, I write all mine sober!
We're like siblings, you and I.