bar crawling · 4:56am May 14th, 2016
You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while shitfaced! Dat ain't easy yo. I ain't been this drunk since I stopped doing shots at Tha Farm! 18 long islands and 5 shots in 2 hours is a new public intoxication record WHOOOO!
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What are you doing? Why are you reading this? I ain't got nobody to talk to as I continue drinking so I ain't got nothing better to do... but if you have the time to waste reading this you should be drinking! Cause Hooch is craaazy!