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Jade Ring


I write stories about epic adventures, tender romance, monstrous horrors, boring married couples, weird comedy, unending drama, and passionate boning of both the human and equine varieties.

Nov
21st
2017

These load times are terrible. · 1:50am Last Tuesday

And yes, I was directly inspired by this;

Two weeks to go!

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Nov
20th
2017

Youtube just deleted my channel... · 4:53pm Last Monday

...that I've had since 2005.

It appears that they're deleting entire channels with videos containing the phrase "New Lunar." Since I received an email from them (at the exact same time as the one saying that my account had been permanently deleted) claiming that my 2011 video "the New Lunar Republic: a Call to Arms" had violated community guidelines, I have to believe that's what happened to me.

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Nov
12th
2017

Happy Five Year Anniversary to Macintosh and Fluttershy Apple! · 10:31pm November 12th

Hard to believe these two lovebirds tied the knot here on FIMFiction back on November 12, 2012.


Source

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Oct
21st
2017

Possibly my new favorite subtle joke in the history of the show; · 9:45pm October 21st

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Oct
6th
2017

Thoughts on 'My Little Pony: the Movie' (Spoilers) · 3:56am October 6th

Just got back from the first screening of the movie and y'know what? It was pretty good. It wasn't ground-breaking or anything, but as a classic-style family adventure film, I enjoyed it. It was also undeniably cool to see the production staff's name up on the big screen.

Spoilery thoughts below the break!

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Sep
22nd
2017

Of Storms and Setbacks · 7:16am September 22nd

Since Swirling Line and Rubycast both dropped me a line about it (thanks, ladies) I figured I should make a blog post stating that YES, I am okay. I survived the storm. We got some rain, but no major damage. Everything is fine on that front.

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Sep
8th
2017

A Storm Is Coming · 5:40am September 8th

Like, a literal storm.

So the very pregnant wife and I are keeping a very close eye on Irma. As of right now, we aren't expecting much damage, but if she shifts anymore westerly, we might be in trouble. Don't worry, we have plans in place (her evacuating to my mother's farther inland with the dogs, and me probably being forced to remain in the prison since they want us to keep working for the duration of inclement weather. Yay.)

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Aug
20th
2017

A Temporary Lack of Forward Momentum · 7:11am August 20th

Due to a number of personal and professional headaches, it has become next to impossible to get into any sort of serious writing groove.

The author requests the continued patience and understanding of his audience for the time being.

Rest assured, things are being written, just very slowly. Like, 100-200 words a day slowly.

No worries though. I anticipate returning to a normally productive writing schedule in the next week or so.

I hope.

I really, really hope.

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Aug
9th
2017

For Loyal · 11:36pm August 9th

Is it bad that when I first read the news that Loyal had taken his own life, the first thing I felt (once the shock had worn off) was anger? Righteous, furious anger?

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Aug
2nd
2017

Updates for August 2017 · 8:32am August 2nd

AKA, my last birthday month before fatherhood. (B-Day's the 8th, by the way.)

Currently tinkering on the following;

-The next two chapters of 'On Swift Wings.' Titles are "The Great City of Zeph" and "To Reign in Hell."

-The last three chapters of 'Here's to Us.' These are coming slowly but surely.

-The next two parts of 'Letters from War;' "The Siege of Stalliongrad" and "the Rebellion in Las Pegasus."

-The next chapter of 'A Decent Proposal;' "Two Tickets to Paradise."

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