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Jade Ring


I write stories about epic adventures, tender romance, monstrous horrors, boring married couples, weird comedy, unending drama, and passionate boning of both the human and equine varieties.

Sep
8th
2017

A Storm Is Coming · 5:40am September 8th

Like, a literal storm.

So the very pregnant wife and I are keeping a very close eye on Irma. As of right now, we aren't expecting much damage, but if she shifts anymore westerly, we might be in trouble. Don't worry, we have plans in place (her evacuating to my mother's farther inland with the dogs, and me probably being forced to remain in the prison since they want us to keep working for the duration of inclement weather. Yay.)

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Aug
20th
2017

A Temporary Lack of Forward Momentum · 7:11am August 20th

Due to a number of personal and professional headaches, it has become next to impossible to get into any sort of serious writing groove.

The author requests the continued patience and understanding of his audience for the time being.

Rest assured, things are being written, just very slowly. Like, 100-200 words a day slowly.

No worries though. I anticipate returning to a normally productive writing schedule in the next week or so.

I hope.

I really, really hope.

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Aug
9th
2017

For Loyal · 11:36pm August 9th

Is it bad that when I first read the news that Loyal had taken his own life, the first thing I felt (once the shock had worn off) was anger? Righteous, furious anger?

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Aug
2nd
2017

Updates for August 2017 · 8:32am August 2nd

AKA, my last birthday month before fatherhood. (B-Day's the 8th, by the way.)

Currently tinkering on the following;

-The next two chapters of 'On Swift Wings.' Titles are "The Great City of Zeph" and "To Reign in Hell."

-The last three chapters of 'Here's to Us.' These are coming slowly but surely.

-The next two parts of 'Letters from War;' "The Siege of Stalliongrad" and "the Rebellion in Las Pegasus."

-The next chapter of 'A Decent Proposal;' "Two Tickets to Paradise."

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Jul
25th
2017

Failed Fics #9: 'The Most Magical Place on Earth' · 9:43pm July 25th

Hello and welcome to the next installment of 'Failed Fics,' a look into the numerous fanfics I've started but ultimately had to kill. Their stories vary, but the themes are the same; they just didn't belong in this world.

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Jul
14th
2017

Coming This December... · 4:03pm July 14th

GROGAR 3!

Just kidding.

BEHOLD!

My friends, my followers... please meet Ezra Roland Crain.

Jul
9th
2017

On Acceptance, Pen Names, and Cancelled Retirement Tours · 7:57am July 9th

I’m a little drunk (vodka on D&D night, I am a warlock with a pet Shoggoth planning on killing my party-mates but SHHHHHH don’t tell them) so forgive me if this is a bit rambly.

If I had to blame anyone (besides myself) for the Jade Ring Retirement Tour being a thing, it would probably be you, Yami.

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Jun
21st
2017

"A Perfect Pear" Review and Reaction · 9:36am June 21st

So, I'm not really one for the whole 'review and episode' thing. I usually leave that to much more talented authors than myself. But sometimes this show... this DAMN SHOW does something that reminds me why it's still worth watching, even as the fandom shrinks from it's greatest heights.

After all this time, we finally got an episode about the Apple Parents... and I'd be lying if I said it's not in my top five episodes of the entire series.

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Jun
11th
2017

Soon... · 5:42pm June 11th

Jun
7th
2017

At long last; 'the Changelings Have a King' Notes · 6:03am June 7th

I just realized that ‘Changelings’ is essentially the length of a small novel.

Anyway, here are the notes for ‘Changelings.’ They’ve taken so long because I’ve only been dabbling at them whenever writer’s block strikes (which given the time and energy being devoted to my spawn’s arrival, is more often these days.)

I basically went back and reread the whole story, jotting down notes as I progressed. I know Yami might be the only one to appreciate this, but it was fun to do anyway.

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