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Jade Ring


I write stories about epic adventures, tender romance, monstrous horrors, boring married couples, weird comedy, unending drama, and passionate boning of both the human and equine varieties.

Dec
31st
2017

Final Blog Post of 2017, Plus the Year Ahead · 9:25am Dec 31st, 2017

Man, why didn't anyone tell me this fatherhood thing was going to be so time consuming?

2017 has been a weird-ass year, hasn't it? I didn't realize just how little I'd published this year until I went in to delete the story page I'd created for 'Do No Harm,' a horror story I've been trying to write since 2015. I'd love to blame my lack of creativity on the preparations for my son's arrival, but that wouldn't be fair to him. I mean, look at this face;

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Dec
25th
2017

Jade Reviews: Scribbler Productions' Adaptation of 'Grogar: a Hearth's Warming Horror Story' · 6:55am Dec 25th, 2017

After months of anticipation, fanfic reader extraordinaire Scribbler has released her four part full-cast adaptation of my very own 'Grogar: a Hearth's Warming Horror Story.' My thoughts on each part below the break!

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Dec
11th
2017

Ezra: My Son · 3:44am Dec 11th, 2017

Well, I'm back.

The wife and I arrived at the hospital just after midnight on Wednesday and began the induction process. 31 hours of labor later, Ezra still wasn't responding well to the contractions. We decided to go with a C-Section, and at one minute past two in the afternoon on December 7, my son was born.

That night, it snowed in the Florida Panhandle.

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Dec
3rd
2017

Updates for December 2017 · 9:24pm Dec 3rd, 2017

So the wife's being induced in, like, 72 hours... so that's a thing.

I've decided not to bring my laptop to the hospital during the delivery process and I have no idea how much writing I'm actually going to get done once Ezra arrives. With that said, I feel it's only appropriate to let you know what's going on with the current stories, the ones on the drawing board, and the ones who sadly died on the vine.

'On Swift Wings'

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Nov
21st
2017

These load times are terrible. · 1:50am Nov 21st, 2017

And yes, I was directly inspired by this;

Two weeks to go!

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Nov
20th
2017

Youtube just deleted my channel... · 4:53pm Nov 20th, 2017

...that I've had since 2005.

It appears that they're deleting entire channels with videos containing the phrase "New Lunar." Since I received an email from them (at the exact same time as the one saying that my account had been permanently deleted) claiming that my 2011 video "the New Lunar Republic: a Call to Arms" had violated community guidelines, I have to believe that's what happened to me.

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Nov
12th
2017

Happy Five Year Anniversary to Macintosh and Fluttershy Apple! · 10:31pm Nov 12th, 2017

Hard to believe these two lovebirds tied the knot here on FIMFiction back on November 12, 2012.


Source

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Oct
21st
2017

Possibly my new favorite subtle joke in the history of the show; · 9:45pm Oct 21st, 2017

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Oct
6th
2017

Thoughts on 'My Little Pony: the Movie' (Spoilers) · 3:56am Oct 6th, 2017

Just got back from the first screening of the movie and y'know what? It was pretty good. It wasn't ground-breaking or anything, but as a classic-style family adventure film, I enjoyed it. It was also undeniably cool to see the production staff's name up on the big screen.

Spoilery thoughts below the break!

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Sep
22nd
2017

Of Storms and Setbacks · 7:16am Sep 22nd, 2017

Since Swirling Line and Rubycast both dropped me a line about it (thanks, ladies) I figured I should make a blog post stating that YES, I am okay. I survived the storm. We got some rain, but no major damage. Everything is fine on that front.

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