I just posted my first official fan fiction, MLP Parodypasta: The Terror In The Basement. It is just a small parody of the creepypastas out there, using ponies as the main characters. I hope that you enjoy it.

You can read it here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/231914/mlp-parodypasta-the-terror-in-the-basement

On a side note, I follow a particular formula when I write pony fan fictions. Listed below are some of the personal rules I follow when writing stories.

Personal Fan Fiction writing Rules:

1. I do not write stories with non-cannon pairings.
2. I tend to write fan fictions about minor characters.
3. I also like to write fan fictions about major characters.
4. I do not write anything that is not cannon to the show, unless it is an alternate universe fan fiction.

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This is the first in a series of posts that will deal with the personalities of several main characters in My Little Pony.
If I asked you to name one of Applejack's character flaws, I can almost guarantee that you would say stubbornness. And if I asked you to name one of Applejack's character strengths, I can completely guarantee that you would say honesty.
I get it. I totally get it. I would give the same answers. But the difference between me and most people is that most people can't think of anything else. In this fandom, Applejack is only known for stubbornness and honesty (and the sour-lemon face she makes whenever she attempts a lie).

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Just a quick note: it's recommended but not necessary that you read my last post before you read this one.

In my last blog post, I analyzed Applejack's character weaknesses; in this one I will be discussing her personality strengths. This is not a list of all the reasons why Applejack is my favorite pony (although if anyone is interested, I could certainly share such a list later). This is only a detailed list of her character strengths, which I have written in an attempt to spread realization about how totally awesome she is. Not enough people understand how much goodness lies within Applejack's personality; even those few who do like her often don't take the time to really think about her strength of character. So if you do like Applejack, than I hope this post makes you love her even more. If you don't, then hopefully this post will give you a newfound appreciation for this amazing pony. 
Buckle down, y'all. Ah have a lot t' say. 

Let's start with the obvious. 

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"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and [the door] shall be opened unto you..." -Matthew 7:7

This bible verse is about the power and efficacy of prayer and God's faithfulness in giving a response.
It also (apparently) applies very well to FimFiction. For long, you have asked for a threequel to round out the 'General Dragon' series as a trilogy. You have asked, and shall receive. You have sought, and found. You have knocked, and I have answered with, 'Just a minute, bro, I'm not finished yet because college is S A V A G E.'

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I've broken up the 6th chapter into three smaller ones. Nothing has changed plot wise but I thought three smaller chapters might look better than one massive one.

Controversial or not, Starlight's addition to the cast IS a good thing. Why? Well watch the video and find out!

https://youtu.be/2_WA5Fwz4mU

So while writing earlier today I began thinking about possible new stories to come after the sequels I'm currently working on. Well, my thoughts kind of homed in on one character, in particular, to base a story around, obviously including other characters, of course, but it was just a very loose idea.

Anyway, the character in question is non-other than everyone's favorite earth pony apple farmer. So here are some gorgeous images of our very own earth princess, I think you'll honestly enjoy every single one of them.

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......and now back to the show

Hey followers

I just posted my new story so go check it out here if you want to.

Like i said yesterday, the theme is the same as usual, but the style is slightly different so I hope you like that.

This will probably be my last omorashi/pee themed story for a while because I have something planned. Applejack will lead, but the mane 6 will feature and maybe some other characters depending on where I go with it. It's going to be based around some of my personal experiences because I want to raise awareness and I feel as if I portray them through characters that so many people know and love, it might actually get the message out. I'll go into more detail once I've planned it out and written the first part because I don't want people stealing my idea. I don't know if anyone actually would do that, but I don't want to risk it.

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This obviously will contain some spoilers. If you haven't seen the new episodes released early because of the Canadian broadcast schedule, do not read this blog post. With that said, let's get into things.

Well, here we go again. Another Applejack episode that everyone in the fandom is complaining about because Applejack actually has a character flaw. Heaven forbid, right? How dare they add interest and dimension to a character? This is a G rated show!

I'm just going to say that, despite the opinions of most everyone else, I LOVED this episode.

I know everyone is whining that the characters 'were mean-spirited' or 'regressing to act like their season two selves'. But you know what? I am glad that in some sense they did. And here's why.

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Chapter 10 out now.

Enjoy.

So I have sat long and hard on my stories and came to a realization. I have two stories that have no end in sight. Miss Martini and Apple pet

Also I have found myself at a loss on how to wrap up the confusing life. This doesn't mean that I have given up on them. Im just at a weird point.

So I plan on just updateing them like normal and hope an ending comes to me. On to other things, so many and I mean many people want me to update Pinkie’s grand plan. Well it was my first fic and got a lot of hate. But I did enjoy the stories and had it all planned out so I plan on just scraping the original and making a whole new one. I believe my writing skills has gotten better and it may improve its love.

Also I want to apologize work has been a major pain and jlhas put me behind but I want to get back to updating once a week like before.

You guys are great and don't be a stranger let me know what you think.

I thought I had too many stories going at once. I was popping along doing seven stories. I'd hop between them making a little headway every day. Then I finally finished one. I came back to my story pit and found out that instead of six I now have eleven. How the heck did this happen? Are they breeding? Why are they doing this to me? Am I going to have to neuter them or something?

I already spent last night chatting with the cops and had the 911 operator laughing at a joke using my name. It's okay though everybody went home happy once all was said and done. I don't know maybe I just need to drill a hole in my head. Stop my mind from producing so much and nothing at the same time.

Anyway, here are my thoughts episode by episode of the new season of the show. I don't know what it's going to be worth in the long run. I guest posterity is important. I don't know.

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Having read some of the comments I've decided to put the story in hiatus and iron a few things out so it doesn't feel as rushed, and world-building information is given out where appropriate. I'll put the story back out when I've finished the changes and hopefully there will be an extra chapter or two.

Hello Everypony-

Everypony has a lot on their plate for the holidays. I'm no exception, but in the grand scheme of things I realize I've never run a seasonal story at the proper time for it.

So, I'm putting together a little bittersweet Hearthswarming tale for the month of December. It will be rated everyone (possibly teen), and will consist of three chapters, to release between 12/4 and 12/18. It will feature Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, six days before Hearthswarming Eve, as they work through a mutual personal issue and find a way to come together in harmony.

As always, I am grateful to anypony who favors any of my work with their time. If you're interested, watch for it

Everypony,

In keeping with the holiday release schedule for Hearth's Warming in Blue, the new chapter will be up in a few hours. There will be a total of four chapters, with the final one publishing either on the 24th, 25th, or 26th (not sure which day works the best for Fimfiction releases - input is welcome, but I will announce it one way or the other).

If you're waiting for it, I thank you for your interest, hope you enjoy, and wish you a happy Hearth's Warming!

i will defend the fact that EQG!rarijack is canon until the day i die

WARNING!!! The following contains SPOILERS for the latest MLP episode “Where the Apple Lies”.

Now, without further a-shut-the-buck-up-Big-Mac-do, here is my review of “Where the Apple Lies”.

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Spoilers for an upcoming Applejack episode I'm excited for in here, so I'll hide it under a break.

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Aware this will bring disagreement and hatred among people, and aware it does hypocrite my own characters in some ways... I gotta be true to myself.

There are reasons I dislike Twilight Sparkle, her friends, and the entire MLP concept, (Which is why I make my starfleet fics to make a stance) and I'll do so in a matter similar to Quagmire hating Brian.

Why do I hate you, Twilight Sparkle... it's easy...

You are one of the most disgraceful characters I have ever known!

You act like such a liberal person, when really all you’re being is a control freak; pestering people with lessons of friendship and morality that don’t always work out, and if they don’t work at first you complain or pester the people even more until somehow, someway, you get them to do things your way without stopping to think “Gee, maybe this isn’t the only way to do things!”

YOUR WAYS ARE NOT THE ONLY WAYS YA KNOW!!

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