Shepherd is woken up by a pounding on his front door. He slowly gets up and staggers to the door. He scratched his chin, yawned, and opened the door.

Shepherd: "Yes?"

Diamond Tiara: "You! Human! Bless me!"

Shepherd: "I... Sorry?"

Diamond Tiara: "You're a human protector! You've brought great fortune to those stupid Apples! So you should bless me too!"

Shepherd: "That's... Not how it works, kid."

Diamond Tiara: "My daddy is very rich!"

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This is the full on Evil Shepherd timeline. Didn't really work with Aftermath as written, but I might do something with it later.

This Shepherd became the new host of the Nightmare Entity after Celestia and Luna were both locked into the sun and moon by Sombra. Shepherd defeated Sombra, but took over as a tyrant named Nightmare Wrath.

If envy and sorrow were the genesis of Nightmare Moon? Shepherd's anger and rage were the genesis of Nightmare Wrath.

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The fic Aftermath had a lot more scenes, but I decided to cut it down to just the essentials. However, here's one that I hope you will enjoy: The perspective of an alternate universe Shepherd. In the Nightmare Moon Wins timeline:

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My Queen made me into her Black Knight. Her Magix turned me from a mere human into a living weapon. I could see in the dark, punch through steel, heal from any injury...

Yet every time I returned to this dark palace, I felt more and more tired.

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Shepherd enters the castle, where a bouncy castle, a ball pit, and some elaborate slip and slides are arranged in the room. Along with a few other weird human amusement park rides-All very small.

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight! What's on the agenda for today?"

Twilight: "Hey Shepherd! I've got all these amusement devices from the human archives! Can you help me catalog them?"

Shepherd: "Sure! Uh, where's the clipboard?"

Twilight: "ARGH! I knew I forgot something! They're in the kitchen!"

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Pinkie: "Are you sure you're gonna be okay on your date with Shepherd?"

Dash: "Pfft, come on! I'm totally gonna be the best! It'll be the best date he's ever had, or ever will have! I've got it all planned out!"

Dash pulls up one of her action figures, and one of Shepherd's action figures.

Pinkie: "Ooh! That's the latest model with Kung Fu Chop action! ... Whatever that is!"

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It had taken a while to repair all the damage to Ponyville... So it wasn't until a week after when Shepherd showed up at Pinkie Pie's apartment window. He threw a rock at her window. No response. He grumbled, then threw another. And another... And another-

Pinkie: "Hi Shepherd!"

Shepherd: "GAHHH!" He held his chest hard, falling over, as Pinkie Pie just appeared right behind him "Haa! Haa! Haa! P-Pinkie!"

Pinkie: "That's me! Why ya throwing rocks at my window, Shepherd?"

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Celestia teleports into Shepherd's house.

Shepherd: "Ack! Uh, Princess?"

Celestia: "Hello Shepherd. I was wondering if you could help me out?"

Shepherd: "Uh... Sure? How would you like me to help?"

Celestia: "I need a massage."

Shepherd: "Right now?"

Celestia: "Yes, right now. Otherwise I'm going to kill every pony on the planet."

Shepherd: "... Well, I think I can make some time in my schedule to help you out. Ahem. For the sake of the planet."

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Check it out here if you're so inclined! Or at least spread the word if you're not.

Be the American the Japanese believe you are!

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "GAH! Twilight, what are you-?!"

Twilight: "Please marry and impregnate me?!"

Shepherd: "... You know... One of these days, I'm gonna stop being surprised by you blurting out crazy shit like this in the morning."

Twilight: "It's my mom!"

Shepherd: "Aaaah. Nuff said."

Twilight: "So um, if you please-?"

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