Short Hand: Dash's Dating Plan · 3:16am Oct 25th, 2022
Pinkie: "Are you sure you're gonna be okay on your date with Shepherd?"
Dash: "Pfft, come on! I'm totally gonna be the best! It'll be the best date he's ever had, or ever will have! I've got it all planned out!"
Dash pulls up one of her action figures, and one of Shepherd's action figures.
Pinkie: "Ooh! That's the latest model with Kung Fu Chop action! ... Whatever that is!"
Dash: "Yeah! Anyway, this is how it will go. Ahem. In a bad imitation of Shepherd's voice 'Oh wow Rainbow Dash, you are so cool and hot and amazing. You've got better flanks than anypony else, especially Applejack! I like your small boobs! We should go on dates and make out and stuff!'"
Dash then holds up her action figure.
Dash: in her normal voice "Ohhh Shepherd! You are crazy awesome! Not as cool as me, but still cool! Let us go on many dates and make out passionately!"
Dash presses the action figures together.
Dash: "Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! And then we'll get married, live happily ever after and maybe have some orgies with you guys in the future!"
Pinkie: "..."
Dash: "And then babies happen... Somehow."
Pinkie Pie smiles brightly.
Pinkie: "Sounds like a great plan to me!"
Dash: "I knew you'd understand!"
Shepherd: "RAINBOW DASH!!!"
Dash: "WHAT?!?"
Shepherd: "You're needed at Twilight's castle, now!"
RD: "Knock on my door! Knock next time!"
S: "Okay!"
RD: "Did you see anything?!?"
S: "Don't worry, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
RD: "Good!!!"
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One of the greatest scenes from SPACEBALLS that can be used in so many forms.
Also Shepherd after passing by: "Aw heel nah man wth 💀"
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Only Pinkie would be able to say that in total sincerity.
Something tells me Cloudsdale sex ed was a little behind the curve when Dash was in school....
So.... they have crotch boobs in this?
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Or she goes human.
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That ruins the fun. Human and ponies need to do it naturally.
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Nah, that's about what I've been told to expect from the American "education" system.
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