Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember how you tried to kill me- wait, wrong script. Let me see… Ah! Here we are!

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So, since I am a MAJOR troper, I thought 'why the hell not', and decided to make a kind of 'trope page' on some of my stories. First up- Blazing Skies!

Geo:
A guy who became a Charizard after The Merchant gave him a Mega Ring and the Charizardite Mega Stones. Violent, short-tempered, and undoubtedly clever, Geo is a fiery force of devastation, not letting anyone or anything get in the way of his fun.

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Are you feeling disconnected from the readers of YOUR fan-fictions? Do you think that your story's headcanon is a little TOO confusing, even for the smartest of reviewers?

Well, worry no more! Hi, my name's SwimmingDalek98, and I am performing a 100% FREE service I like to call 'Science of the Fanfic'. Call me up, and I'll do a special post that boils down YOUR story's canon so that your loyal reviewers can easily read with MUCH more connection! Just look at THESE happy customers!*

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Yeah, remember how I posted about how I was having issues writing? Add one more to that list. On Thursday, I got my wisdom teeth removed, since they were impacted. All four of them. It has not been fun since. Seriously, you should've seen them. The damn things were HUGE! And green! No wonder I'm hurting so much, there's humongous holes in my jaw. So, yeah. I'm sitting here, holding my jaw, waiting for the pain to subside.

I would like to alert all following my stories (if there are any) that I know I have a severe case of writer's block. This is for several reasons, and I feel I have to take responsibility for my fans...

First: I am normally extremely lazy. When I actually know I REALLY need to do something, I tend to fail to do it.

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