There is nothing the magic of friendship can't solve. Except the stupidity of her friends. Guess it's up to the recently crowned princess to put them in their place so they can save Equestria from the current threat at large.

Inspired by a scene in the season 4 episode: "Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part 2"

[WARNING:] Mild cartoon violence and extreme verbal roasting. (no profanity) Bring your marshmallows! It's about to get toasty in here!

(Takes Place in Season 1 Episode 1, duh.)

Rainbow Dash is challenged by Twilight to clear out the clouds in the sky in ten seconds flat.

But what happens when something gets in the way and stops her from accomplishing this seemingly simple task?

Is this just some poorly written setup for the author's barely disguised fetish or is there something more sinister going on?

Does the reader dare to find out?

WARNINGS:

(Cartoon Flattening, Cartoon Inflation with popping at the end (No one dies tho so don't worry), Cartoony Antics like in Tom and Jerry, Celestia Awful References, And a slightly dark ending that also probably doesn't make any sense unless you actively believe in the whole "Pinkie being the master of timelines" head canon.)

Vinyl and Octavia are the best of mare friends. But what happens when a bear threatens to tear them apart? Literally!

WARNINGS!

A crazy amount of slapstick like in the Tom and Jerry Cartoons, A Dumb Cheesy Romance, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon acting like Themselves, A giant Grizzly Bear whose power level could probably rival Goku, and the worst offense! Vinyl being Mute!