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What the fuck.
Edit: I am definitely reading this.
Oh, Regi.
Never change.
6489385 don't tell me what to do
I'm intrigued and slightly horrified at the same time. Going on the RL shelf.
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Oh hell no.
I can't believe I read this...
6489514 you have no one to blame but yourself
Interesting. XD
6489393
If that was meant to be Carrot Top in your story (which I assumed), you got it a bit wrong though lol
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Harvest
She's not a pegasus.
Fuckin' lost it right here.
6489545 you're right, I blew it
time to fix
thanks dawg
6489543
I am never reading Sex stories ever again. You really crossed the line with this.
Dat ending...
6489567 I really don't see how, this is actually pretty tame
but I'm sorry that you feel this way
Stuff like this is what makes people look down on bronies.
6489575
To be honest, I'm only read Sex stories like three or four times, mainly due to my weird fear of them, so I don't really know if this is that tame or not. Well, we've all got different opinions, right?
6489577 [citation needed]
6489581 yeah mane
if it's not your thing, steer clear
know your boundaries and all that
6489567
Wow, you're a fucking self-important pussy, aren't you?
6489590
He is right, you know. [1]
Well that jumped from semi-serious to silly very quickly at the end there. Not complaining mind you, I just... Holy hell, man.
6489598 >implying I care what a bunch of angry manchildren who get off upsetting manchildren think
Schadenfreude is the most useless emotion
... I get the feeling this wasn't a monthly competition before Rarity came along. Also, Carrot Top can shove it up her ass, it was her fault for turning up to such an event and she was the one who rubbeb it in there. Her fault entirely.
6489575 yeah I don't understand the hate either. I mean I've read "better" clop fics but this is nowhere near the worst. I'm kinda curious how these people would react to A story about Celestia's "Hexacock" this is basically a chaste kiss on the cheek compared to that.
What the ffffffffffffffudge did I just read!? XD poor Carrot Top
6489806 yyyup
6489598 thanks to you I don't trust links anymore...
seriously..a clopper hate meme then a one click ad to fapchat? Srsly dude?
6489598 you do realize your link is to encyclopedia DRAMATICA. It has the word DRAMA in it, meaning it is exaggerated and likely false, so basically you're supported bronies by posting links to bullshit.
6492265 to be fair, a lot of bronies do some cringy and awful shit. but so do most people in most fandoms. No one's perfect, ED is a bunch of hatemongerers regardless.
6492294 I know. I just love watching people (try to) justify their point of view. Occasionally, I jump in with something completely random just to throw everyone off.
Holy shit, the views on this story are so conflicted.
...............
Is it bad im curious to waste an entire pot of pasta to hear such a sound?
6492758 do it
you will regret not knowing that sound more than you will regret wasting the pasta
So people are warring over this one?
6492956 not to my knowledge
I plan to become "controversial clop writer" this month
I do believe that this isn't much that can truly be said about this story, huh?
6492323
Throwing in "random" things and thinking it validates your point is indicative of the autism ED loves to hate.
I'm not saying they're right. But I am saying they raise valid points about the fandom, and are an accurate indicator of its public perception. We kinda are a bunch of horse-fuckers.
6494847 No-no, the random things aren't to validate a point, they're for fun. When I want to validate a point, I will go to the point of explaining a speck of dust to a baby...metaphorically of course.
6493011 I plan to be guy who writes interesting and sexy mlp fanfiction without pissing people off.
6500500 godspeed you, then
I can't not offend someone with my writing regardless of intention so I just gave up
I love the outcome.
6512027 more like outcum am I right
haha
haha
haha
hah
ha
kill me
>retarded spitting cobra
Mmmmm so sexy.
Nice story. I laughed at the ending.
6517603 the only way to make spitting cobras even MORE sexy is to give 'em a nice, good, brain damaging hack on the skull.
6517615
Google says this counts as a retarded cobra. somberdonkey.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-22-at-22-44-16.png
Another thing. Horsecock is normally pretty long. Rarity's dick (and even Fluttershy's for that matter) is very small. I know they're ponies, but horses have notoriously huge man noodles.
6512215
It may be out of current context, but your joke wasn't that bad. It's just that, I was commenting on poor Carrot Top. Hilarious, and perfect.
6517623 I imagine ponies are very small. Also, ponycock isn't too big. Horsedong is; ponycock, not so much.
6517635 thanks mane
6517667
I say a Pony's Personal Penile Projection is probably the same size as that of a Human 'PPP'.
expect a thing
6548477 unf
sooo, this story is about Fluttershy's carrot's top ?
6668912 m-maybe?
I honestly doubt she'd have legal precedent to make that demand.
It was public masturbation and while the semen did come from Fluttershy, there was no reason for Carrot to put it into herself, and therefore any action taken by Carrot was her own and can not be used to hold Fluttershy responsible