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May
11th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 5: Tyrion the Schlong · 4:44am May 11th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

Pizor: Whoops
Pizor: Missed all of this lol
Pizor: Im a good friend clearly
Pizor: Making a saucy milf story? Ezpz
Pizor: Twilight velvet is a safe bet
Pizor: Mrs. Cake has some potential

Journeyman: Maybe Button's mom

Pizor: Rarity's mom could be tough depending on the theme of the story

Journeyman: We got to plan this shit out like back in Vietnam.

Pizor: Button's mom? What is it 2014?

Journeyman: She's the dark horse.

Pizor: Darker than Rarity's mom?
Pizor: You crazy
Pizor: But we can work with crazy
Pizor: Well she is not a hoe

Journeyman: Let's back up a little

Pizor: Im listening

Journeyman: We have like six milfs to work with
Journeyman: Good pool
Journeyman: But what is our battle plan?

Pizor: Well its simple
Pizor: Most milf related smut involves jealousy and or blackmail

Journeyman: That's not how we roll.

Pizor: Well what's the theme you going for
Pizor: What's the moral lesson

Journeyman: Not quite sure. Just a milf fucker or a motherfucker feels a little too bland. Not enough flash.
Journeyman: I think the milf might be the bow to tie everythign in a nice neat package.
Journeyman: Like my sargent back in Nam.

Pizor: Are Ajs parents still canon dead?

Journeyman: I think so.
Journeyman: Should we keep it simple?

Pizor: The farms in debt. Only one way to pay it off?

Journeyman: Go for a misdirect and have it be super gay on Mother's Day instead?
Journeyman: I'm listening.

Pizor: That's the general idea. Ajs mom wants to support her family's way of life.

Journeyman: And AJs mom brings all the boys to the yard?

Pizor: Nah she Secretly goes to canterlot to work the night.
Pizor: Country girl in the city situation

Journeyman: Anything in particular she should find there?

Pizor: Maybe she catches the eye of some depraved Nobel

Journeyman: Farmer girls are their own kind of hot, so I can sell it.

Pizor: Exactly
Pizor: Like she goes to canterlot, but tries too hard to be a city girl
Pizor: You know what I mean?

Journeyman: This with a moral lesson about family and whatnot? I can dig it.
Journeyman: Maybe like she meets Night Light while she's a swinging gal, too.

Pizor: Basically gives you an open canvas for the smut

Journeyman: Got to keep that continuity, yo.

Pizor: With the underlying themes of sacrifice for family
Pizor: There ya go night light works

Journeyman: I love moral lessons, but I don't think anyone caught the last one over Chryssy Cottontail filling a dude's ass full of eggs.
Journeyman: I am okay with that.
Journeyman: Sacrifice for family. Its where AJ got her work ethic. I can dig that.

Pizor: Well maybe class it up a bit this time? Keep it as graphic as you want. Just focus more on her psychology of the situation

Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer was always made for cheap claptrap, but I can try this one time classing it up a bit.

Pizor: Give it a shot, people seem to dig the smut with drama shtick

Journeyman: I could do something awfully stupid, though. I could make two stories, one dramatic and one clattrap.
Journeyman: hmmm

Pizor: Always an option

Journeyman: Just like napalm.

Pizor: Oh dont forget you have good pregame for her. Its a long train ride too and from canterlot

Journeyman: Can be the foreplay and/or the cooldown.

Pizor: I was thinking differently

Journeyman: ???

Pizor: Like train ride too = building courage, reassuring her reasons, worry
Pizor: Train ride back = mixed feels of shame, success, and what have you

Journeyman: Feels like it should be a little more upbeat. Don't want to contrast with the others too much.
Journeyman: Uplifting even.
Journeyman: Equestria full of free love, yo.

Pizor: That works to. Just brain storming
Pizor: Liberation of providing for her family, a mothers sacrafice theme

Journeyman: Going home to loving children on mother's day. With cheesy mother's day card and everything.

Pizor: Boom that's gold
Pizor: Husband must not suspect

Journeyman: Consent is sexy though. Got to sell the dad on it too. Somehow.
Journeyman: Unless you ahve another idea.

Pizor: Ha wait
Pizor:
Pizor: She is a solid B class waifu

Journeyman: The older ones know more tricks, as stated by Tyrion the Schlong

Pizor: Alright hop to it
Pizor: Send me the doc when you need that shit edited

Journeyman: I've got until Sunday to finish. If I get some of that sweet vietnamese heroin I might be able to get a sister story where Celestia is actually a goddess in EQG and everyone in town is actually related to her or some garbage.

Pizor: Rofl okay full metal jacket

Journeyman: I didn't go back to Vietnam. I never left.

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Comments ( 13 )

Journeyman: Unless you ahve another idea.

jjrock: i only spotted this one.

4528255
It's a chatroom. No one corrects themselves there.

You two are crazy. But the most righteous type of crazy. Do keep on crazing!!! :pinkiecrazy:

By the way, are we going to hear more on that stallion, Chrissy and his journey to motherhood? Will we? :pinkiehappy:
Please say yes. Don't make a flutters cry :fluttercry:

4528293
'Twas not the will of Pizor; I shalln't go against his idea.

I would not be opposed if someone else wanted to write a followup, however. If someone wanted to write a bit where they show the aftermath of Chryssy's visit and the pregnancy, be my guest.

I get the feeling you regularly go to Vietnamemes restaurants.

4528350
There's nothing quite like the feel of malaria and removing three pounds of lead shot from your ass with a bowie knife.

Mate, what was the fucking picture?!

4528338 I didn't mean for this one, but in the future in general :pinkiehappy:

And I don't trust my hability to write something. Not if it can be good, but actually going through and finishing it. And that simply is not done :pinkiesad2:

4528274 oh, this is a chat room thing? i thought you where just giving names to the voices in your head and you writing down the conversations you had with them.

in which have a typo is sorta weird.

4528466
Ask me in the comments section of the story and I will show you.

I love moral lessons,but I don't think anyone caught the last one over Chryssy Cottontail filling a dude's ass full of eggs.

Now there's a rare sentence.

...

wait what was there a lesson to that

4535261
Lol, I am so very proud of Eggcellent because of the new depth of depravity I reached.

As for the lesson, it was about changing something normally sacrosanct. Twilight took a pagan holiday and turned it into a hedonistic fuckfest. Imagine Easter was turned into a school-sponsored orgy and you get the idea.

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