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Hang in there, S͙̬͉̙͉̗̍ͭ̏́̀c͕̩̠̒̅͒͂̎̆o̯̪ͭ̓̓̒͆̑ͩ̇͋ǒ̗̯̩͙̯̺̩̯̋͑ͦ͗̊͞ţ͓̼̱͓͙̝͙̥́ͥ̍̈́͠ͅa̛͙͚̘̞̻ͭ͆͂ͪ̉̈ͥͨͩl̶̗̮̻͎͔̣ͩ̒ơ̶͕̰̿͆͗̏ó̷̫̰̠̲̝̩!

(Cover art by Zaponator.)
(Also based on this pic by DocWario.)

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*cough*

The text extends outside of the box???

Concussion lasers.

JackRipper
Moderator

I mean, yeah.

Could it be?

has Duke ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP finally escaped from the nova scotian mafia?

Huh, neat.

ok
what the actual hay did i just read

Well, that was weir...

*finally notices who author was*

Ah, now it makes sense.

At least Starlight wasn't in the bathtub this time...

Well, that...was a thing. Yep. :rainbowderp:

"You dun... uh... reckon that she's dead, do ya?"

"Huh? Who?"

"Scootaloo—"

"No! Nooooo... she's fiiiiiiiiine..."

"But she ain't movin'! Even with all the pokin'!"

"Pffft. Oh please. Has she ever been dead before?"

"... ... ...I reckon not."

"Then how would she know anything about being dead now?!"

That is some BRILLIANT logic right there. :rainbowlaugh:

*reading further* Man, Sweetie Belle is a dick.

You read Revival recently?

:moustache: "So Scootaloo meets the Campbell Soup Company and lives to tell the tale"

:duck: "She's such a trooper"

:facehoof: "from Chicken to poster filly"

:scootangel: pew pew

:trollestia: and I do nothing for my little ponies as usual...

Goddamnit, Skirts. :facehoof:

I feel like I should blame either Ala or fourths for this, or perhaps the both of them.

Sometimes when I lay awake at night, I wonder when I stopped caring about the context of the crack that I read, or how this addiction even began...
...sometimes...

Thats either going to hurt poster sales or increase them a few thousand percent. Depends if the military feels like dealing with the hair trigger aspect.

So where did you get the creepy echoey font from? S͙̬͉̙͉̗̍ͭ̏́̀c͕̩̠̒̅͒͂̎̆o̯̪ͭ̓̓̒͆̑ͩ̇͋ǒ̗̯̩͙̯̺̩̯̋͑ͦ͗̊͞ţ͓̼̱͓͙̝͙̥́ͥ̍̈́͠ͅa̛͙͚̘̞̻ͭ͆͂ͪ̉̈ͥͨͩl̶̗̮̻͎͔̣ͩ̒ơ̶͕̰̿͆͗̏ó̷̫̰̠̲̝̩

The posters coming to life at the end really made it! :)

....And that's why she's called Cliff Hanger!

Jesus fuck

Coming soon, to a Fimfiction near you:
In a World, where photographs steal your soul...
One Mare is rejected by avian hell...
Now, she’s a laser-eyed scaredy-cat...
With eight more chances to get sweet, Sweetie Belle revenge...
Can she succeed, when she was actually a chicken at heart all along?
New in 2019:
This Sucker Chicken is Dead

Lurved it. :twilightsmile:

Fiction needs more saurian judges of the avian dead. And Scootacatclops.

Ri2

I...couldn't read anything the T-rex said.

Is this what happens to all birds who die? (And Scootaloo?) An eternal hell?

9389673
Can we get an F in the chat for Cliff Hanger?

They crossed the memes.

This could be bad. All life as you know it stopping and every molecule of your body exploding at the speed of light as Scootaloo blasts you with her laser eyes bad.

Total ponetonic reversal.

9390176
I LOVE THIS PLAN! I'M EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT! LET'S DO IT!

About the story itself: Derp. That is all.

I read the description and immediately said "Skirts."
It's been a bit since I've read pony fic. This seems as good a story as any to get me back in.

Okay, wasn't there a story once where Scootaloo had laser vision? Or was that some other character? Either way, that's all I'm thinking of after reading this. An extended reference, perhaps?

That was dark and the ooc Sweetie deserved what she got

Well. That was a thing. That I just read.

...I'm going to bed now.

9389224
Uh. Yo, past me, get your priorities straight

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