Sweetie Brick

by shortskirtsandexplosions

Relaxation

"Good afternoon, miss!" A mare in a finely pressed suit with high boots trotted across the richly perfumed store. "What can I help you find today?"

"Oh, uhm..." Cheerilee fidgeted, biting her lip as she stared at the many brightly colored wares lining the walls of the place. "This is my... m-my first time in a place like this, and... uh..." She couldn't stop trembling. "Oh dear, I m-must look like I just trotted out of a convent. Eheheh..."

"Hmmmm..." The employee smiled. "It's perfectly alright to be nervous, madame, but I assure you that you have nothing to be ashamed of." She pointed at the counters behind them. "Judging from where we both are, I'm guessing you're looking for... a way to relax?"

"Oh. Oh yes, most definitely..." Cheerilee rubbed the sweat off her fair neck. "I've been saving up, and... well..." She exhaled heavily, and at last her body relaxed somewhat. "I guess you could say I wouldn't mind... erm... spoiling myself a bit. Eheh..."

"Well, I'm sure we can find something that'll match your needs." The mare turned about and led Cheerilee down a nearby aisle under the scent of luscious incense. "Did you have a price range in mind?"

"Oh, nothing over... mmm... eighty bits."

"Well, thankfully, we have a lot that qualify. Did you have a color preference?"

"No, not really." Cheerilee gulped. "So long as it's easy to pack, not too big, and waterproof."

"Well, I think I know just the thing." The mare reached up to a shelf and pulled down Sweetie Belle. "This model came in just this month! Notice the shine! Stays polished after a single rinse! And watch what happens when I twist it like so." She gave Sweetie's tail one, two, three turns and then released.

"Vrbbb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb!" Sweetie Belle sputtered, wall-eyed, as her horn vibrated.

The mare smiled up at Cheerilee. "What do you think?"

"I... I dunno..." Cheerilee leaned away, grimacing. "Too... fluffy."

Comments

[Keepcalmandcupcakes]

Wat.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

"Too" fluffy?

Man... I'd bet that she would be perfect for buffing the floor.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[tiep0h]

Do they ship as well?

[aetherdash]

i spoke too soon! sides exploded, must gather entrails.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

I suppose that did have to happen eventually.

[AppleTank]

Hey. Jake. You there? I think this comes pretty close too.

[M1_A4_Abrams]

...oh my.

[Skanea]

Cheerilee, uhh

[FloydienSlip]

What. No. Stop.

[Aurora Dimmet]

3458189

What. No stopping now!*

[Princess Cadence]

Cheerilee knows the Scootaloo model has more buzz.

[Saro0fdemonz]

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[Useless Machine]

I have to respect the kind of insane mind that takes one look at Sweetie Belle and comes up with this.

Bravo.

[Inferno demon Dash]

How does she not notice her student after the second attemp?

[Samey90]

I'm a bad person...

[Lux Aeterna]

3459338
is it really a dildo then?

[That Canadian Guy]

I'm afraid I don't understand this one...

[GGKKDAJF]

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[Bandana The Reaper]

Stop- [bang] doing- [bang] this- [bang] to- [bang] Sweetie- [bang] ...ow...

[draconis72000]

3460655 All I got out of that was "Sweetie- [bang]," lol. I'm going to pony hell.

[Slender Pony7]

3457289 every comment you make on this story is intensified by that avatar

[maniactaxi]

3459902 It's a sex shop.

[jszellmer]

3458340 But the Applebloom model has more buck to it.

[jszellmer]

3457486 Did they explode twice?

[jszellmer]

3457289 Yes, but the international rates are a killer and you have to make sure that you punch some holes in the box.

[keaton-furman-prower]

3458819 The better question is why she didn't notice her pencil sharpener.

[Door Matt]

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Welp. I'm done for the day.

[Dementia Ravenmane]

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This story in a nutshell.

[Chaotic Note]

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[Idylex]

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That was REALLY funny.

[Regidar]

3459338 >name
>complaining about odd fetishes
sir pls

[DMakkam]

3459338
Oh my! I thought this chapter was about something else, but after reading your comment, I thought back about it and then I completely lost it after figuring it out.

How did I miss that?

[Luna-cy]

"What do I do when the batteries run dry?"

"...I can't tell you in public."

[Bad_Seed_72]

Sweetie has seen some shit.

[MasterNotWriter6626]

3459520
I thought it was a vibrator.

[MasterNotWriter6626]

3457894
says the tank.

[yamgoth]

Too fluffy? You'd think that'd make riding the Sybian Belle brand saddle much more comfy.

[CapNTilfy]

Good grief...poor Sweetie Belle. XD

[Renodil]

3459902
Sweetie vibrator toy.